Start your post with the words 'I like to' and finish it using the middle button...
Lets see what cheeky randomness your phone says you get up to...
I'll go first....
I like to put honey on it using the middle finger
I like to be a good day x and you're going on now to be honest I don't think I sent you a shout when you're in bed and a hardware is all your happiness and a voucher she wanted me to go to bed which I know you have to do something for the evening and you probably just don't feel like it either way
I like to pour it on phone Nope not happening until you come back later audition for new bassist will clash with multiple orgasms
I hate it when auditions clash with my orgasms...