A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work...  |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work... "
Wait a minute - whatever happened to just sending a close up cock pic and asking you if you want to play with it ?  |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work...
Wait a minute - whatever happened to just sending a close up cock pic and asking you if you want to play with it ? "
That's the second message, silly |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work...
Wait a minute - whatever happened to just sending a close up cock pic and asking you if you want to play with it ? "
Tsk... keep up man... that's sooo last week! Current trend is wearing a toolbelt and asking if you've any leaks need plumbing?  |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on "
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for  |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for "
If they're matching it's a bonus |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus "
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps  |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps "
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work... "
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks "
Oh you little rebel you. Lol  |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work... "
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work...
Wait a minute - whatever happened to just sending a close up cock pic and asking you if you want to play with it ?
That's the second message, silly"
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on "
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"What is it women want to see in your first message to them"
Based on the couple's profile I have with C.... the one thing women do not want is cock pics. Women and couples hate unsolicited cock pics. Nothing worse than opening a message and having some raging hard on just staring me right in the face.
Also hate crude messages such as "Fancy a fuck?" or presumptuous messages like "I'm free now if you want me to come round" or "When are you free?".
We usually find the best messages are ones who say hi and a little bit about themselves. A face pic is helpful as it can save time from constant message tennis if there isn't a mutual attraction.
Also, some humour and decent spelling, punctuation and grammar earns bonus points with us. Everybody is different but this is what we prefer and like in opening messages. |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks "
It's OK when we meet I'll bring a matching socks  |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks
Oh you little rebel you. Lol "
I know I know I astound myself sometimes with how 'mad' I can be |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks
It's OK when we meet I'll bring a matching socks "
So will I and we can swap one sock each so will both have the same matching odd pair |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
Obviously white socks pulled right up is what ur really looking for
If they're matching it's a bonus
They have to match, odd socks give the creeps
Sometimes I deliberately wear odd socks
It's OK when we meet I'll bring a matching socks
So will I and we can swap one sock each so will both have the same matching odd pair "
That's some serious commitment right there matching odd socks though you'd have to my mind off the odd sock issue |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on "
A cock in a sock does it for me. |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me. "
Ewwwwwww a crusty sock or a nice fresh white sock? |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me. "
With a hole to let it peep through lol |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me. "
A recreation of the Abbey Road E.P album cover by the Red Hot Chili Peppers......  |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me.
With a hole to let it peep through lol "
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me.
With a hole to let it peep through lol "
Noooooo...it will spit if there's a hole |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me.
A recreation of the Abbey Road E.P album cover by the Red Hot Chili Peppers...... "
Just googled that... a few empty socks....lol |
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"They all want Cock pics from every angle and elevation preferably with some household item for reference over a toilet bowl with you undetcrackers around your ankle.
And socks on
A cock in a sock does it for me.
A recreation of the Abbey Road E.P album cover by the Red Hot Chili Peppers......
Just googled that... a few empty socks....lol"
Must have been cold.... |
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"The op asked the million dollar qiestion and got mocked by the ladys of fab !! Shame on u 
Wag your finger elsewhere... "
Fun was being had(shame on us  ) but in fairness nobody can tell another person what to put in a message. |
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"A face pic always helps get the ball rolling..
Bollox to that ... face pics need to be earned  "
very true but when you eventually receive them after to much table tennis.. Then |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work... "
PMSL...only you. |
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"A copy of your bank statement, an acceptance letter from mensa, and an invitation to your villa in Cannes....
Failing that a polite hello, an indication that you've read their profile, and a touch of humour might work...
PMSL...only you. "
ok... ok... so I was kidding about the Cannes invite...
Daytrip to Fishguard? I can be flexible.... |
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