"Where are you  "
Tsk... too tall...  I could slump a little?? Or maybe just stand in dips and hollows?? Jeez you're fussy...
*wanders off shaking head and muttering about having to wear flats and therefore not being able to snag thong on heel for buttplug pose....*  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it 
I sure do but don't tell Fooey...there will be no living with him then!"
  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it
I sure do but don't tell Fooey...there will be no living with him then!"
Promise I won't say a word
Move along Fooey nothing to see her |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it
That would be some cock size! 
That's why we're starting small first  "
I’ll just ‘hang’ back to the end so  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it
That would be some cock size!
That's why we're starting small first
I’ll just ‘hang’ back to the end so "
And here we go!!!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it
That would be some cock size!
That's why we're starting small first
I’ll just ‘hang’ back to the end so "
The magic lamp worked then |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"And fab claims size doesn't matter
5 ft 2...those pesky few inches!
They make a HUGE difference and you know it
That would be some cock size!
That's why we're starting small first
I’ll just ‘hang’ back to the end so
And here we go!!! "
BOOOOM |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Average Irish female height is 5ft 4 so anything under that should be acceptable. I'm 5ft 8 and the average male height is 5ft 9.5, moment of silence for me please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Average Irish female height is 5ft 4 so anything under that should be acceptable. I'm 5ft 8 and the average male height is 5ft 9.5, moment of silence for me please
There's no hope for you lol"
I may aswell get a sex change and become a butch lesbian to nab myself a short girl |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Average Irish female height is 5ft 4 so anything under that should be acceptable. I'm 5ft 8 and the average male height is 5ft 9.5, moment of silence for me please
There's no hope for you lol
I may aswell get a sex change and become a butch lesbian to nab myself a short girl "
Want to start a Go Fund Me for the OP? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Average Irish female height is 5ft 4 so anything under that should be acceptable. I'm 5ft 8 and the average male height is 5ft 9.5, moment of silence for me please
There's no hope for you lol
I may aswell get a sex change and become a butch lesbian to nab myself a short girl
Want to start a Go Fund Me for the OP? "
Two questions
Will you donate? And will my chances of meeting short girls like you increase? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Average Irish female height is 5ft 4 so anything under that should be acceptable. I'm 5ft 8 and the average male height is 5ft 9.5, moment of silence for me please
There's no hope for you lol
I may aswell get a sex change and become a butch lesbian to nab myself a short girl
Want to start a Go Fund Me for the OP?
Two questions
Will you donate? And will my chances of meeting short girls like you increase? "
Well men over 6 foot is my preference but certainly not a deal breaker by any means... you're perfect the way you are
Plus I'd donate €10 to the fund |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"They can be fun, 5ft women, some of them are such wee things you can pick them up over your head like they are nothing.
Just 50kg and stuff.
Average height for irish men is 5'7
It's 5'10."
It's 5'7... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"They can be fun, 5ft women, some of them are such wee things you can pick them up over your head like they are nothing.
Just 50kg and stuff.
Average height for irish men is 5'7
It's 5'10.
It's 5'7... "
It's 5'9.5 it was 5'7 when I was about 16 but the kids these days are born 5ft 3. Every 12 yr old is 6ft nowadays |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"They can be fun, 5ft women, some of them are such wee things you can pick them up over your head like they are nothing.
Just 50kg and stuff.
Average height for irish men is 5'7
It's 5'10.
It's 5'7...
It's 5'9.5 it was 5'7 when I was about 16 but the kids these days are born 5ft 3. Every 12 yr old is 6ft nowadays "
It's all the McDonald's they're eating. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"They can be fun, 5ft women, some of them are such wee things you can pick them up over your head like they are nothing.
Just 50kg and stuff.
Average height for irish men is 5'7
It's 5'10.
It's 5'7...
It's 5'9.5 it was 5'7 when I was about 16 but the kids these days are born 5ft 3. Every 12 yr old is 6ft nowadays
It's all the McDonald's they're eating."
Definitely, it's those growth hormone beef burgers. I should have ate more of those when I was young. They still make me grow though, sideways and not vertical.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"It's 5'9.5 it was 5'7 when I was about 16 but the kids these days are born 5ft 3. Every 12 yr old is 6ft nowadays "
Wrong. When you were 16 the measurement of "white" Irish men was 5'10.5, that was 11 years ago.
They added more to be measured to measure for example, black people, polish, russians, american, polish who are here and havr irish passports, and extended it outside of Dublin to include some rural areas etc
The new figure was 5'9.5, that was when you were a kid.
It's now 5'10 and we are the 20th tallest nation in the world.
I dunno why Irish people constantly think they are small. Some remnant of the fammine and hard times when we got smaller due to malnutrition or something.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"4'10 and a half.. barefoot and proud...
And gorgeous
Phwoooaaaarrrr!!!
You said it honey!
We gotta have some more of the barefoot dwarf!  "
Mmmm yes please.. asap |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
