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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ever get so aroused that one of your balls decides to leave the housing unit and become one of your lower abs? Na? Me neither.
Or when you're used to shooting your load half way across the bedroom but then you have a wank and it barely gets out of your Penis and you're left disappointed with yourself.
Or when you're waking and can't cum so give up and go to bed on a horn.
Or when you're in the mood for a solo and you keep flopping so you get a bowl of cereal instead.
Or when you're in work and something minor happens like a colleague passing with amazing perfume or you call to the family home and the soaps are on and a sexy character says something slightly seducted and now you're mind fucked for the day until you can to home and fix your joystick.
Ladies our joysticks maybe user friendly but they're liable to malfunction. Please consider this when we let you play. |
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