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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
Since the day that in it I'll open a day early lol. And since a lot of us are stuck indoors, sure why not.
I've a bottle of red open for myself, so pull up a chair! And what are you having? |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"May I please have a Long Island Iced Tea?
Thank you so very much xx
My pleasure 309  and a straw so you can suck it 
With pleasure!
I've been told I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose 
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I've a hose here if you want to perform a party trick later  |
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"May I please have a Long Island Iced Tea?
Thank you so very much xx
My pleasure 309 and a straw so you can suck it
With pleasure!
I've been told I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I've a hose here if you want to perform a party trick later "
Keep the booze coming. You never know, hahaha! |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"double hot port 
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat "
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them? |
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"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?"
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hendricks with cucumber and black pepper please
Now that's a first for here!
Is that cucumber for your party trick? Or would you just like a slice? "
I like to have it in my gin and eat it after nom nom  |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm "
A hand in each place |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Hendricks with cucumber and black pepper please
Now that's a first for here!
Is that cucumber for your party trick? Or would you just like a slice?
I like to have it in my gin and eat it after nom nom "
That can be arranged too lol |
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"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm
A hand in each place "
good thinking way more heat that way |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"Hendricks with cucumber and black pepper please
Now that's a first for here!
Is that cucumber for your party trick? Or would you just like a slice?
I like to have it in my gin and eat it after nom nom
That can be arranged too lol"
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm
A hand in each place
good thinking way more heat that way "
Cover all the bases too |
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"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm
A hand in each place
good thinking way more heat that way
Cover all the bases too "
and id need them all covered |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"double hot port
Oh ye I might join you there.
u might as well tastes better with company
Sit on my lap so
on a night like this i will extra heat
Cosy! I've cold hands, have you anywhere I can put them?
oh i have a place or 2 to keep em warm
A hand in each place
good thinking way more heat that way
Cover all the bases too
and id need them all covered "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a vodka and Lemmon. Would love a glass of red though
I've both! And the red is a nice room temperature
Sounds good. Make mine a large.
I'll give you a large one now "
Sounds promising  |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"I'm having a vodka and Lemmon. Would love a glass of red though
I've both! And the red is a nice room temperature
Sounds good. Make mine a large.
I'll give you a large one now
Sounds promising "
I was talking wine lol |
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over a year ago
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"I'm having a vodka and Lemmon. Would love a glass of red though
I've both! And the red is a nice room temperature
Sounds good. Make mine a large.
I'll give you a large one now
Sounds promising
I was talking wine lol"
You just shattered my illusions |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"I'm having a vodka and Lemmon. Would love a glass of red though
I've both! And the red is a nice room temperature
Sounds good. Make mine a large.
I'll give you a large one now
Sounds promising
I was talking wine lol
You just shattered my illusions "
There is no illusions here lol |
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"Pint of Guinness for me, as I settle in to watch The Shape of Water or I, Tonya. Haven't yet decided.
On its way, haven't seen either so I can't help there"
An ex Fabber is telling me Water was shite but a current one loved it, so I'm torn. May have to take the bit between my teeth and let the wife choose for once |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Pint of Guinness for me, as I settle in to watch The Shape of Water or I, Tonya. Haven't yet decided.
On its way, haven't seen either so I can't help there
An ex Fabber is telling me Water was shite but a current one loved it, so I'm torn. May have to take the bit between my teeth and let the wife choose for once "
Best of luck with that!
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over a year ago
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"I'm having a vodka and Lemmon. Would love a glass of red though
I've both! And the red is a nice room temperature
Sounds good. Make mine a large.
I'll give you a large one now
Sounds promising
I was talking wine lol
You just shattered my illusions
There is no illusions here lol"
There was here lol |
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"Is it shot time yet?
Mines a butterball anyone joining me?
Butterball??
Baileys and toffee schnapps aka a cock sucking cowboy  "
Ah! The cocksucking cowboy is delicious but you need butterscotch schnapps for it, with Bailey's 
Probably very similar |
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"Is it shot time yet?
Mines a butterball anyone joining me?
Butterball??
Baileys and toffee schnapps aka a cock sucking cowboy
Ah! The cocksucking cowboy is delicious but you need butterscotch schnapps for it, with Bailey's
Probably very similar"
Sorry, just realised that butterscotch and toffee are same thing 
Still, gorgeous |
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"Seems our barman started early and, unfortunately, finished early 
Seems to be the case for most
Thank god us Meath folk have home supplies
Yes thank God... "
Booze, smokes, condoms, lube and batteries. Oh and bread in the freezer, of course. That's how to weather the storm |
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"Seems our barman started early and, unfortunately, finished early
Seems to be the case for most
Thank god us Meath folk have home supplies
Yes thank God...
Booze, smokes, condoms, lube and batteries. Oh and bread in the freezer, of course. That's how to weather the storm "
All I need now is a man and a shovel
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"Seems our barman started early and, unfortunately, finished early
Seems to be the case for most
Thank god us Meath folk have home supplies
Yes thank God...
Booze, smokes, condoms, lube and batteries. Oh and bread in the freezer, of course. That's how to weather the storm
All I need now is a man and a shovel
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Ditto on the shovel but I'll take a woman along with mine.
It's mad the offers they're giving with snow equipment this weekend |
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"Seems our barman started early and, unfortunately, finished early
Seems to be the case for most
Thank god us Meath folk have home supplies
Yes thank God...
Booze, smokes, condoms, lube and batteries. Oh and bread in the freezer, of course. That's how to weather the storm
All I need now is a man and a shovel
Ditto on the shovel but I'll take a woman along with mine.
It's mad the offers they're giving with snow equipment this weekend "
I find it therapeutic watching a man at work....all that concentration....see the cogs turning and turning |
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"Seems our barman started early and, unfortunately, finished early
Seems to be the case for most
Thank god us Meath folk have home supplies
Yes thank God...
Booze, smokes, condoms, lube and batteries. Oh and bread in the freezer, of course. That's how to weather the storm
All I need now is a man and a shovel
Ditto on the shovel but I'll take a woman along with mine.
It's mad the offers they're giving with snow equipment this weekend
I find it therapeutic watching a man at work....all that concentration....see the cogs turning and turning "
With your avatar pic, you'd have to record me on video and play it back in slow motion to have any joy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since the day that in it I'll open a day early lol. And since a lot of us are stuck indoors, sure why not.
I've a bottle of red open for myself, so pull up a chair! And what are you having?"
Glass of pinot kind sir iv ran out |
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"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so "
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick "
I'm sure you'd add enough spice |
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"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice"
always room for a little more |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more "
A sex on the beach for you next so |
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"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more
A sex on the beach for you next so "
ah yes one of my favourites along with a screaming orgasm |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more
A sex on the beach for you next so
ah yes one of my favourites along with a screaming orgasm "
Well I was going to give you that later but I suppose you can have one now too |
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"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more
A sex on the beach for you next so
ah yes one of my favourites along with a screaming orgasm
Well I was going to give you that later but I suppose you can have one now too "
cant i have another one later too....
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more
A sex on the beach for you next so
ah yes one of my favourites along with a screaming orgasm
Well I was going to give you that later but I suppose you can have one now too
cant i have another one later too....
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You can have multiple if you can handle it |
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"Back after trying to escape but the snow was too bad
Drink up! The next round is on me
a surprise cocktail please
A Hanky Panky for you so
ohhh i like the sound of that with some added spice for extra kick
I'm sure you'd add enough spice
always room for a little more
A sex on the beach for you next so
ah yes one of my favourites along with a screaming orgasm
Well I was going to give you that later but I suppose you can have one now too
cant i have another one later too....
You can have multiple if you can handle it "
oh i can handle it so keep them comming |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start "
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things "
I'll slip you one so |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things "
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
"
gives me loose legs |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
I'll slip you one so "
be ready for what follows so |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
I'll slip you one so
be ready for what follows so "
I hope the lads going to your M&G are reading this lol |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
I'll slip you one so
be ready for what follows so
I hope the lads going to your M&G are reading this lol"
sshhh dont be giving them ideas |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
"
That has happened me too, I try stay away from them now.
How's your cocktail? |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
That has happened me too, I try stay away from them now.
How's your cocktail?"
Oh it's like every night could be different...
I'm not sure why you chose that one?? |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
That has happened me too, I try stay away from them now.
How's your cocktail?
Oh it's like every night could be different...
I'm not sure why you chose that one??"
I was working off your hair colour and user name, thought it was apt |
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"Such a gentleman
And what do you fancy?
I'll start at the top and work my way down...
I think the cocktail...
Red Headed slut suits you perfectly for a start
Jägermeister makes me do naughty things
Jaeger bomb makes me loose moments in time ...
That has happened me too, I try stay away from them now.
How's your cocktail?
Oh it's like every night could be different...
I'm not sure why you chose that one??
I was working off your hair colour and user name, thought it was apt "
Clever clever man...
Bar men are smart |
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"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules "
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules |
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"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules"
Don't like playing by the rules... |
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By *rBakers OP Man
over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules
Don't like playing by the rules..."
Not I like that way of thinking
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"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules
Don't like playing by the rules...
Not I like that way of thinking
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kinky rules are fun thou |
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over a year ago
dublin/kildare/wicklow |
"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules
Don't like playing by the rules...
Not I like that way of thinking
kinky rules are fun thou "
But can you abbey the rules? |
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"Sshhh dont be giving them ideas
I'll just post it over there shall I
ahh but a barman cant tell customer secrets :
Damb small print
I might have to rewrite some of them rules
been an ex barmaid i know them all so make sure they are kinky or i mean good rules
Don't like playing by the rules...
Not I like that way of thinking
kinky rules are fun thou
But can you abbey the rules?"
Kinky rules are the ones I like breaking..
See how much trouble I can get into... |
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over a year ago
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"kinky rules are fun thou
But can you abbey the rules?
Kinky rules are the ones I like breaking..
See how much trouble I can get into... "
Different strokes for different folkes
All depends on horny one gets |
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"Since the day that in it I'll open a day early lol. And since a lot of us are stuck indoors, sure why not.
I've a bottle of red open for myself, so pull up a chair! And what are you having?"
I'm fecking wined out at this stage barman id love a nice cold glass of bulmers with ice please thank you kisses Meow |
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