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"Pussy. Because everyone is being a pussy about it. No men or balls thoughts for this heterosexual alpha male over here!" I ll say it again for those thst didn't hear BALLS ! | |||
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"Frozen" Let it go | |||
"White "The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart | |||
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"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart "Sounds like my kind of fairytale | |||
"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart
Sounds like my kind of fairytale "A very happy white ending | |||
"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart
Sounds like my kind of fairytale
A very happy white ending "Every wonder how the seven dwarves got their names? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost giving up looking When she saw some chimney smoke, Then stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven! Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick " and when one dwarf moved forward, She said " OI!! you'd better drop you pick" So down he went onto all fours, and said " I aint licking that " " Not there, thats me arsehole You DOPEY little brat" The next dwarf started blushing, " Do we have to do it here?" Snow white said " Don't be BASHFUL! Unless your fucking queer?" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool, and Snow White gave a big " Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, ' Cos he hadn't had a sniff, and due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff. "Relax you GRUMPY bastard " So he did as he was told, and as soon as he was hard enough, he shot his fucking load. The next dwarf got a blow job, and she took him in quite easy, But she just avoided brain damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With three dwarves left she turned and said, " You're next i want your knob" But no sooner than he entered her, he was sleeping on the job!! " Wake up you sleepy idiot" She wanted more from him, and he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim. The next dwarf rammed it up her, and shagged her fanny raw, and dazed Snow White whimpered, " That should be against the law" He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick, " No wonder your so HAPPY With that fucking great big dick" With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said " You'll have to use your tongue, my clit can't take no more" And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks, And 'cos' he made Snow White feel better, She named the last one DOC. Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup and squatted, And filled it to the brim. So theres the truth about the dwarves, and how they got their names, By satisfying Miss Snow White, and joining in her games, Theres one more thing you need to know, and thats what happened to the cup, Well think of what your drinking............. When you next buy '7 UP' | |||
"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart
Sounds like my kind of fairytale
A very happy white ending
Every wonder how the seven dwarves got their names?
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck.
She'd almost giving up looking When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven!
Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick "
and when one dwarf moved forward, She said " OI!! you'd better drop you pick"
So down he went onto all fours, and said " I aint licking that "
" Not there, thats me arsehole You DOPEY little brat"
The next dwarf started blushing, " Do we have to do it here?"
Snow white said " Don't be BASHFUL! Unless your fucking queer?"
So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool,
and Snow White gave a big " Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, ' Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff.
"Relax you GRUMPY bastard " So he did as he was told,
and as soon as he was hard enough, he shot his fucking load.
The next dwarf got a blow job, and she took him in quite easy,
But she just avoided brain damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left she turned and said, " You're next i want your knob"
But no sooner than he entered her, he was sleeping on the job!!
" Wake up you sleepy idiot" She wanted more from him,
and he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed it up her, and shagged her fanny raw,
and dazed Snow White whimpered, " That should be against the law"
He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick,
" No wonder your so HAPPY With that fucking great big dick"
With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore,
She said " You'll have to use your tongue, my clit can't take no more"
And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks,
And 'cos' he made Snow White feel better, She named the last one DOC.
Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup and squatted, And filled it to the brim.
So theres the truth about the dwarves, and how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White, and joining in her games,
Theres one more thing you need to know, and thats what happened to the cup,
Well think of what your drinking.............
When you next buy '7 UP'
"Haha never thought of that,sounds very true and a poem too
Knew was vindicated in my hotlisting | |||
"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart
Sounds like my kind of fairytale
A very happy white ending
Every wonder how the seven dwarves got their names?
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck.
She'd almost giving up looking When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven!
Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick "
and when one dwarf moved forward, She said " OI!! you'd better drop you pick"
So down he went onto all fours, and said " I aint licking that "
" Not there, thats me arsehole You DOPEY little brat"
The next dwarf started blushing, " Do we have to do it here?"
Snow white said " Don't be BASHFUL! Unless your fucking queer?"
So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool,
and Snow White gave a big " Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, ' Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff.
"Relax you GRUMPY bastard " So he did as he was told,
and as soon as he was hard enough, he shot his fucking load.
The next dwarf got a blow job, and she took him in quite easy,
But she just avoided brain damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left she turned and said, " You're next i want your knob"
But no sooner than he entered her, he was sleeping on the job!!
" Wake up you sleepy idiot" She wanted more from him,
and he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed it up her, and shagged her fanny raw,
and dazed Snow White whimpered, " That should be against the law"
He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick,
" No wonder your so HAPPY With that fucking great big dick"
With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore,
She said " You'll have to use your tongue, my clit can't take no more"
And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks,
And 'cos' he made Snow White feel better, She named the last one DOC.
Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup and squatted, And filled it to the brim.
So theres the truth about the dwarves, and how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White, and joining in her games,
Theres one more thing you need to know, and thats what happened to the cup,
Well think of what your drinking.............
When you next buy '7 UP'
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"White
The Slut, 7 at the same time, a girl after my own heart
Sounds like my kind of fairytale
A very happy white ending
Every wonder how the seven dwarves got their names?
Miss Snow White was a randy cow, and desperate for a fuck,
So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck.
She'd almost giving up looking When she saw some chimney smoke,
Then stumbled on a cottage, and went in for a poke.
Her clothes came off in seconds, and she'd just removed her pants,
When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance.
Snow White just stood there speechless, and she thought she was in heaven,
Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven!
Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick "
and when one dwarf moved forward, She said " OI!! you'd better drop you pick"
So down he went onto all fours, and said " I aint licking that "
" Not there, thats me arsehole You DOPEY little brat"
The next dwarf started blushing, " Do we have to do it here?"
Snow white said " Don't be BASHFUL! Unless your fucking queer?"
So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool,
and Snow White gave a big " Heigh-Ho" As she rode upon his tool.
Now one dwarf wasn't smiling, ' Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
and due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff.
"Relax you GRUMPY bastard " So he did as he was told,
and as soon as he was hard enough, he shot his fucking load.
The next dwarf got a blow job, and she took him in quite easy,
But she just avoided brain damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
With three dwarves left she turned and said, " You're next i want your knob"
But no sooner than he entered her, he was sleeping on the job!!
" Wake up you sleepy idiot" She wanted more from him,
and he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim.
The next dwarf rammed it up her, and shagged her fanny raw,
and dazed Snow White whimpered, " That should be against the law"
He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick,
" No wonder your so HAPPY With that fucking great big dick"
With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore,
She said " You'll have to use your tongue, my clit can't take no more"
And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had put their cocks,
And 'cos' he made Snow White feel better, She named the last one DOC.
Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that cum inside her quim,
So she grabbed a cup and squatted, And filled it to the brim.
So theres the truth about the dwarves, and how they got their names,
By satisfying Miss Snow White, and joining in her games,
Theres one more thing you need to know, and thats what happened to the cup,
Well think of what your drinking.............
When you next buy '7 UP'
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