How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?  |
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
You had me at non-drip semen collection tray  |
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
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By *kmanMan
over a year ago
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
How much  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
And when she's caught going through customs there's a knowing wink and smile on the officers face but when he catches a guy it's trafficking  |
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By *itandhot OP Couple
over a year ago
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
Ha ha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? "
Sounds a little overinflated if you ask me  |
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"How come when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun.
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
Sounds a little overinflated if you ask me "
Apparently if you fill it full of helium, you still get the thrill of the chase!  |
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