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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Funnier the better if you please...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vodka is cheaper

Than dinner for two..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

Wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Roses are yellow

Roses are blue

Roses are black even

I've forgotten the point i was making!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have a multiple personality disorder..

And I have one too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

There is me looking for a SCREW..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

This poems a trick

So get on your knees

And suck my dick

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By *orethanenough73Man over a year ago

City centre

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Don't mind me, while I shag your shoe!

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are red violets care blue

I've got a dick can I stick it in you?

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By *s LollyWoman over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

To hell with this

I need a drinky drinky..!!!

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By *easingTimMan over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Roses are red

Pornos are blue

Can blindfold you in doggy

And will see what we can do

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Down on your knees

You know what to do.

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't surprise

Oscar pretorious

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Roses are red

So is a brick

Drop your shorts

And let's see your dick.

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By *BelfastGuyMan over a year ago

Belfast

Roses are read,

Lemons are sour,

Open your legs,

And give me an hour

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But thinking of you

Roses are red

So are your lips

Please sit on my face

And wiggle your hips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roses are read,

Lemons are sour,

Open your legs,

And give me an hour

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But thinking of you

Roses are red

So are your lips

Please sit on my face

And wiggle your hips"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have alzheimers

Cheese on toast!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses might be red

Violets might be blue

My cock could be hard

It's all up to you

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By *imeoutaloneMan over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Roses are red

Violets are red

Sugar is red

I think my eyes are bleeding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was a dog

And you were a flower

I’d cock my leg

And give you a shower

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS over a year ago

Larne

Never go swimming with bow legged woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red "violets" are blue your face look like it belong in a zoo, but dont worry I'll be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex is a sensation

Caused by temptation

A guy sticks his location

In a girl's detination

To increase population

Of the next generation

Do you get my explanation

Or do you need a ...

Demonstration?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

So is a brick

Drop your shorts

And let's see your dick."

Lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

My life's a mess,

I have no valentine,

I have no valentine I'm in love with the sesh

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By *s ParisWoman over a year ago

My Dungeon Room

He walked her home because it was late

He stood before her to open the gate

She wanted to thank him, but didn't know how

For he was the farmer and she was the cow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She Offered Her Honor. He Honored Her Offer. And All Night Long It Was Honor And Offer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Your panties are lace

Now just come here,

And sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He walked her home because it was late

He stood before her to open the gate

She wanted to thank him, but didn't know how

For he was the farmer and she was the cow"

Lol...cute but funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He walked her home because it was late

He stood before her to open the gate

She wanted to thank him, but didn't know how

For he was the farmer and she was the cow"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a knife

Get in the van

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like writing rhymes

But I always seem to put far too many syllables in the last line when writing a romantic one for you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I like writing rhymes

But I always seem to put far too many syllables in the last line when writing a romantic one for you.

"
I actually think you have a very romantic way with words Mick.

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