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"I only sent you the friend request so I could see your pics. Not because I wanted to meet you.
At least I was honest
Perving C! Is there not enough pics on Fab for ya
It was just for research purposes John...
I'd say the same but everyone knows I'm just a pervy decker!
Not a pic collector though, those guys are weirdos
See they all know I'm neither "
Is that not what hot pics is for is that not enough? |
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Worse messages were..
1. Just a moblie number nothing else..
2. A guy from the UK asked me was i on the pill..
3. Young guy from limerick sent me a message say.. if you were my mum i'd fuck you everday.. . Cringe |
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"Worse messages were..
1. Just a moblie number nothing else..
2. A guy from the UK asked me was i on the pill..
3. Young guy from limerick sent me a message say.. if you were my mum i'd fuck you everday.. . Cringe" |
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"I once got a 2 word message from a well verified woman, it just said "cock size?" , brief and to the point no other words were needed "
I got that from a couple sent back big enough lol
They blocked me |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish"
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot "
Love pepper sauce! With a little chilli
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot "
Yes |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot
Yes "
It’s yummy |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot
Yes
It’s yummy "
JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot
Yes
It’s yummy
JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms "
Ah sure just dip into the sauce |
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"Some arse on u.... could eat my dinner off it
Ooh! What's on the menu? Just in case I fancy a nibble myself
Fillet steak
Excellent! No knives required and I'll just add a little horseradish
I prefer pepper sauce with a steak, creamy and hot
Yes
It’s yummy
JohnDunboyne is currently researching the availability of pepper sauce flavoured condoms
Ah sure just dip into the sauce "
Works for me but the only worry is you'd mistake it for the steak and bite down |
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Sent to me by a guy
"I know that your straight, but how about I suck your dick while you enjoy watching your fav porn?"
Now Tim why wouldn’t ya"
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Hey, a good blowie is a good blowie!
Unfortunately, I didn't realise that then |
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