"So guys and gals tell me about the worst chat up like Ye have received on here? "
I had a message from a fella here telling me that he'd like to suck my cock and that if I closed my eyes I wouldn't know he was a man.
Smooth line. It nearly turned me. Then I told Fooey to feck off!
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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"So guys and gals tell me about the worst chat up like Ye have received on here?
I had a message from a fella here telling me that he'd like to suck my cock and that if I closed my eyes I wouldn't know he was a man.
Smooth line. It nearly turned me. Then I told Fooey to feck off!
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .
Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha |
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"Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .
Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha "
You are singing my song girl!! Nothing irritates me more haha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg you are absolutely stunning I can't believe your here .
Like u can't even see my face ffs and ye prob told every woman ye see that just be more realistic with your approach I'm a chubby short girl from Dublin haha
You are singing my song girl!! Nothing irritates me more haha! "
I think we are supposed to swoon and fall into the bed haha |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
OMG. I’ve just had th best yet. Guy messages me saying he wants to finger me. Says he’s going to split me open with his finger. Not fingers and that I’m not going to be able to sit down for a week. I replied if your finger is that big I’d go to doctors as you’ve obviously got some sort of infection that I really don’t want to catch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife "
Funny you say that I had a guy jus last night wanted to meet me to basically milk me like a cow. I said I’d give him the benefit of the doubt in case he didn’t read my profile to tell him that I’m straight. So I looked up his profile and saw that he was straight also so I asked him if he was straight he said yes so then I asked why do you want to milk me he said close your eyes and think I’m a woman I said what’s the point in that if I’m straight. You don’t know wat your missing he replied. It was a merry go round he’s straight but wants to milk me. People should really read others profiles before messaging lol |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"I once was asked to meet this guy who wanted me to tape my cock up so he couldn’t see it so he could fuck me like he does his wife as he wasn’t gay and didn’t want to fuck another bloke told him to go back to his wife
Funny you say that I had a guy jus last night wanted to meet me to basically milk me like a cow. I said I’d give him the benefit of the doubt in case he didn’t read my profile to tell him that I’m straight. So I looked up his profile and saw that he was straight also so I asked him if he was straight he said yes so then I asked why do you want to milk me he said close your eyes and think I’m a woman I said what’s the point in that if I’m straight. You don’t know wat your missing he replied. It was a merry go round he’s straight but wants to milk me. People should really read others profiles before messaging lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get a lot of "riddle me this" type messages.
I want to lick you dry.
I'd ride you into next week.
I wish I was your bath water.
Feck knows how to reply to those.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so... 
I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one  "
I know, it’s the worst 
He wasn’t though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...
I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one
I know, it’s the worst
He wasn’t though... "
really cheesy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This line is super cheesy and normally wouldn’t work on me, but the guy was super hot so...
I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
Oh you didn't!!! That's a bad one
I know, it’s the worst
He wasn’t though... really cheesy "
A bit of cheese never killed anyone |
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