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Two truths and one lie about yourself
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I once had sex in a church
2. I once got a blowjob off my then girlfriends sister.
3. I won a karaoke competition I never entered
Lol I like this thread op |
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"1. I've never been with a
woman.
2. I discovered the fella from
my corner shop is on Fab.
3. I've been to 3 socials.
Number 1?"
YAAAASSS!!! You win!!!! You get...I dunno? A firm handshake and a warm smile |
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"1. I've never been with a
woman.
2. I discovered the fella from
my corner shop is on Fab.
3. I've been to 3 socials.
Number 1?
YAAAASSS!!! You win!!!! You get...I dunno? A firm handshake and a warm smile "
Oh my bad...I read that wrong. Hahaha, oh I'm shite at this. |
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1. I once ran four marathons in one week.
2. I'm a black belt 2nd dan in Taekwondo
3. When I make tea or coffee I stir anti clockwise X number of times with X being the number of years old the person is whom the cuppa is being made for. |
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"1. I once ran four marathons in one week.
2. I'm a black belt 2nd dan in Taekwondo
3. When I make tea or coffee I stir anti clockwise X number of times with X being the number of years old the person is whom the cuppa is being made for."
I hope #3. If not I have the number of a brilliant shrink! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I regularly meet a workmate
2. I hate the forums
3. I love how this lifestyle has made me grow in confidence
Number 1"
Mmm couldn't say either way on that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I once ran four marathons in one week.
2. I'm a black belt 2nd dan in Taekwondo
3. When I make tea or coffee I stir anti clockwise X number of times with X being the number of years old the person is whom the cuppa is being made for."
I'm going for 3 ... it's too weird if it's true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I once got with a girl just to regularly meet up with her sister
2. I used to have a regular FB in work and fucked there a lot
3. I found one of my old school teachers on fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I once got with a girl just to regularly meet up with her sister
2. I used to have a regular FB in work and fucked there a lot
3. I found one of my old school teachers on fab
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Oh god 3 is too weird |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
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2? |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
2?"
Yep, they didn't throw me off! Despite my behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
2?
Yep, they didn't throw me off! Despite my behaviour "
That’s so funny |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
2?
Yep, they didn't throw me off! Despite my behaviour
That’s so funny "
It was like the scene from bridesmaids only worse... the Irish version! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
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3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While trying to swat a wasp I accidentally slapped a famous man's crotch
I got thrown off a flight for bad behaviour due to a reaction to flight tablet's
In order to suss out where a new sex shop was located I pretended to be doing a street survey
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Lol ... I think your a bit of a legend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
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Im going to go with number 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
3" correct.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
3 correct.. "
Boom that’s 2 out 2 I’m on a roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
Im going to go with number 2 "
Nope no.3 Jesus i would freak if his friend came on to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Sent a naughy pic to family members on group chat
2. Had some really hot fun in a friends work place on the canteen table
3. Sons friend came on too me
Im going to go with number 2
Nope no.3 Jesus i would freak if his friend came on to me "
I didnt say you wouldnt freak but I have heard of stranger things happening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I went to boarding school with ronan keating
2. I am married
3. My wife uses a strap-on on me a lot id say number 1 is the lie
Ha ha no"
Process of elimination says 3 then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Won 3 all ireland medals for singing now can't sing a note
2.would love to go to a full blown orgy.
3.studied to be a sex therapist
Mrs
One nope no 3 "
Don't believe you can't sing now.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Once had a threesome with a pornstar
2. Had an orgy in my parents house
3. Love to be dominated
Going to say numer 1"
Ouch, any clues i hate games.. number 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Won 20 grand in las vegas..
2. Won a few all Ireland medals..
3. Fell 100 feet, didn't break a bone..
I'll go with 1
No. 3 incorrect"
Wow ...all ireland medals in what? ?? |
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"1. I went to boarding school with ronan keating
2. I am married
3. My wife uses a strap-on on me a lot id say number 1 is the lie
Ha ha no
Process of elimination says 3 then "
Yep. She uses a double ended dildo lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've once been in a line up to identify a burglar who raided a Post Office...
I've had a group before with 10 guys or more...
I passed my driving test on the first attempt...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've once been in a line up to identify a burglar who raided a Post Office...
I've had a group before with 10 guys or more...
I passed my driving test on the first attempt...
3 a lie ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I am small
2. Love boobs and hard nipples
3. Got recognise on here
Well that's easy biggy it's 1"
Sure that's a pair of socks or a few. Well that's what I was asked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1) I slept with a student that was reporting to me whilst on placement from college.
2) I popped my cherry at the ripe age of 21.
3) I like wearing lycra and nylon garments during playtime. |
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"1. I once ran four marathons in one week.
2. I'm a black belt 2nd dan in Taekwondo
3. When I make tea or coffee I stir anti clockwise X number of times with X being the number of years old the person is whom the cuppa is being made for.
I hope #3. If not I have the number of a brilliant shrink! "
Nope. Number three is actually true. Lol. |
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"1. I once ran four marathons in one week.
2. I'm a black belt 2nd dan in Taekwondo
3. When I make tea or coffee I stir anti clockwise X number of times with X being the number of years old the person is whom the cuppa is being made for.
I'm going for 3 ... it's too weird if it's true "
Nope. Number three is actually true. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I once recorded an album that bono bought off me and asked me to sign it....
2. I love watching woodworking videos and DIY vids lol....
3. I've a very well hung cock.... |
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"1. Won 3 all ireland medals for singing now can't sing a note
2.would love to go to a full blown orgy.
3.studied to be a sex therapist
Mrs
One nope no 3
Don't believe you can't sing now.. lol " honestly can’t ... saying that it don’t stop me giving karaoke a go .. Mrs xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1.a workmate opened this profile for me (fb)
2. I wax my chest daily
3. I subbed for a girl looking to try pitcher domme side
One deffo a fib ????"
One is... |
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer "
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
Number 1"
Correct as I've done that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib..."
Number 1 is the lie Ginger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Every "proper" relationship I've been in, the lady has been older
2. My best friend's mum took my virginity at the age of 15
3. I love my led zeppelin beanie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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1.I have had sex in an ordinary cinema with a woman.
2.I've never had the opportunity to enjoy anal sex with a woman.
3.I once dressed as a school boy in short trousers for a woman's fantasy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1.I have had sex in an ordinary cinema with a woman.
2.I've never had the opportunity to enjoy anal sex with a woman.
3.I once dressed as a school boy in short trousers for a woman's fantasy."
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib...
Number 1 is the lie Ginger "
So the powers of deduction dictate you have never had sex with a woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. Every "proper" relationship I've been in, the lady has been older
2. My best friend's mum took my virginity at the age of 15
3. I love my led zeppelin beanie
I'm gonna guess 1."
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was in a band that opened for iron maiden in the 80s
I made the front page of all the national press in the 90s
I was invited by Gerry Ryan himself to participate in his radio show.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib...
Number 1 is the lie Ginger
So the powers of deduction dictate you have never had sex with a woman"
Number 1 is the lie as I have had an mmf |
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib...
Number 1 is the lie Ginger
So the powers of deduction dictate you have never had sex with a woman
Number 1 is the lie as I have had an mmf "
How can that be a lie if 3 is true? So you had mmmf just not mmf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1. I've never had an mmf.
2. I've had sex with a woman.
3. I've had a 4 some with 3 bi guys.
Xena you can't answer this as you know the answer
I think i was there for some of these so i think no 3 was a fib...
Number 1 is the lie Ginger
So the powers of deduction dictate you have never had sex with a woman
Number 1 is the lie as I have had an mmf
How can that be a lie if 3 is true? So you had mmmf just not mmf?"
Nope. I've had both but I lied about 'NOT' having had an mmf for the sake of the thread! |
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