Driving through my local town recently I drove by the mother of one of my customers and I saw she driving around with her hand bag on the roof of her car. Being a good Samaritan I texted my customer that i “(p)assed your mother in the car and her hand bag was on the roof “ only forgot the “p”. Needless to say the next callout was a little awkward. |
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Here's another example.
A man sends a text to his next-door neighbour: “ Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt for some time & I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage & betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife. Moments later the man gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’ |
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"Here's another example.
A man sends a text to his next-door neighbour: “ Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt for some time & I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage & betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife. Moments later the man gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’"
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