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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At the weekend I had sex in a bed that was making loads of loud squeaking noises with ever movement,it completely fucked ur my ryhtem and I couldn’t focus on the job at had
Had to stop giving her the best 12 seconds of her life and fix it,did it ever happen any of u’s and were u able to ignore it and continue r am I just a absolute weirdo  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly, yes I have experience of this and it does completely mess you up. I reverted to the floor as it was such a distraction."
Yeah man it does completely mess u up,,I got a screwdriver out because I thought some of the screws were loose didn’t work so I ended up jamming a pillow in between the headboard and the wall and it stopped it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol "
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"Honestly, yes I have experience of this and it does completely mess you up. I reverted to the floor as it was such a distraction.
Yeah man it does completely mess u up,,I got a screwdriver out because I thought some of the screws were loose didn’t work so I ended up jamming a pillow in between the headboard and the wall and it stopped it"
I still advise WD-40 for squeaky equipment and tight crevices but if there's other noise in the vicinity, pull bed back from wall and, by the time those few seconds of heaven are over, nobody's gonna be the wiser, as long as you can muffle her delight with the speedy delivery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Honestly, yes I have experience of this and it does completely mess you up. I reverted to the floor as it was such a distraction.
Yeah man it does completely mess u up,,I got a screwdriver out because I thought some of the screws were loose didn’t work so I ended up jamming a pillow in between the headboard and the wall and it stopped it
I still advise WD-40 for squeaky equipment and tight crevices but if there's other noise in the vicinity, pull bed back from wall and, by the time those few seconds of heaven are over, nobody's gonna be the wiser, as long as you can muffle her delight with the speedy delivery "
The bed is made out of wood tho so wd40 won’t Do shit,it was the headboard moving with every stroke jamming the pillow In therefore stopped the problem and I continued for another three strokes came and fell asleep,all in all a successful night after the initial drama |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol "
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions  but I carry on regardless  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just get of the bed and do it on the floor...floor boards might not be as loose"
I swear all that came into my head was figuring out what was causing the noise and fixing it,never even thought of the floor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
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Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles |
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over a year ago
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles "
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I must meet up with you meow I need lots more practice lol  "
Steal you away from poor Ted NEVER |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable "
Don't knock it till you try it |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles "
Ok... I'll take the bed and you have the floor |
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I must meet up with you meow I need lots more practice lol
Steal you away from poor Ted NEVER "
He’s a chance likes to travel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable
Don't knock it till you try it "
I tried on wooden floors and knees were in bits changed positions to her on top then my tail bone was in bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable
Don't knock it till you try it
I tried on wooden floors and knees were in bits changed positions to her on top then my tail bone was in bits "
jayussssss very unlucky hun may I suggest bubble wrap next time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable
Don't knock it till you try it
I tried on wooden floors and knees were in bits changed positions to her on top then my tail bone was in bits
jayussssss very unlucky hun may I suggest bubble wrap next time "
I’ll keep that in mind good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Ok... I'll take the bed and you have the floor
Well holy God is it that big Tor
Yes it needs a super king size "
Noooo silly if I'm on the floor and your in the bed will it stretch that far |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a teddy and put it behind the head board ( hands keep him up ) then when I got back in action the fucker was looking at me and winking as the bed moved...took into fit Of laughing and needless to say that was the end lol
Lol very funny..
Has happened on many an occasions but I carry on regardless
I hope they don't have them in Spain
Ohhh I'm sure they do but they also have nice cool hard tiles
Noise free they would be but not the most comfortable
Don't knock it till you try it
I tried on wooden floors and knees were in bits changed positions to her on top then my tail bone was in bits
jayussssss very unlucky hun may I suggest bubble wrap next time
I’ll keep that in mind good idea "
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