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The verification lines/phrases that make you eye roll!
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over a year ago
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Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more  |
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over a year ago
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more "
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once  |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more "
Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.  |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more "
This really did make me lol so true tho in a lot of cases x |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. "
Agree..had the unpleasant experience of a bj that felt like she was trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose..genuinely had a quick feel to see if my Johnson's were still in the bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me  "
Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once "
See as my veris say I give an amazing bj so I wouldn't understand how a bad one could be given  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Agree..had the unpleasant experience of a bj that felt like she was trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose..genuinely had a quick feel to see if my Johnson's were still in the bag "
Psml ... the picture in my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me
Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol "
Or blind? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Won't go into details...." but then goes on to say "...best bj ever, fucked her real good in the ass and pussy that tastes like honey....Don't mess her about.""
That's my other big gripe. .. don't mess her about !!! I don't need a guy telling others what for ... I'll do that myself !! Mess me about if you dare |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently "easy on the eye" suggests "can't string two words together" which shocked me
Ive read some 'easy on the eye' veris and after meeting them Im nearly sure it means 'not good looking at all' lol
Or blind?"
Im.thinking they must be blind if they think they are easy on the eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once
See as my veris say I give an amazing bj so I wouldn't understand how a bad one could be given "
When a bad one is given it’s usually involves too much teeth and the foreskin being pulled back to far,it’s fucken horrible |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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A true gem.
One of the good ones.
Don't mess with her / them.
I won't go into details.... they then go into much (and usually graphic) details
And the worst of all.....
That _ilder! What a Ride!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game
The B game is close enough for me
That'll do, pig. That'll do "
Hahahahaha... I nearly cho*ed there.
That's too graphic for most on fab... As he grunts of to rest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bring your A game. I don't know if I even have an A game
The B game is close enough for me
That'll do, pig. That'll do
Hahahahaha... I nearly cho*ed there.
That's too graphic for most on fab... As he grunts of to rest."
I was hoping you'd get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds.... 
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why
Fs that explains it  "
You may hold on a wee bit longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He/She had me cumming in seconds....
Yeah and she didn't write you a verification back ... wonder why
Fs that explains it
You may hold on a wee bit longer "
I shall, maybe it'll appear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love giving veris its like writing a short story.... I have to sit and mull over the experience before I write...
Can I say there isn't any thing I don't like about veris... They give you an incite into the person. (Well a bit any way)  xxx |
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I am not an English native speaker. Even though I have been told I have good English for native speakers --- saying I am 'quite articulate' sounds offensive, if I was not able to put subject-verb-complement in the same sentence --- I still struggle with the subtleties and ability to read between the lines in my second foreign language.
I received a complaint about a one-line verification to someone I could give more than few words of compliments.
I copied and pasted my first profile bio because I didn't know how to keep the shitty men away.
Put yourselves in the others shoes before complaining about hollow-sounding sentences because even between you, native speakers, it is easy to notice when you don't have a good level of literacy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not an English native speaker. Even though I have been told I have good English for native speakers --- saying I am 'quite articulate' sounds offensive, if I was not able to put subject-verb-complement in the same sentence --- I still struggle with the subtleties and ability to read between the lines in my second foreign language.
I received a complaint about a one-line verification to someone I could give more than few words of compliments.
I copied and pasted my first profile bio because I didn't know how to keep the shitty men away.
Put yourselves in the others shoes before complaining about hollow-sounding sentences because even between you, native speakers, it is easy to notice when you don't have a good level of literacy."
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Yeah ok I think you kinda took that up wrong,I was just saying that it’s so descriptive and detailed it looks like it’s come straight out of a book,I wasn’t complaining I was just throwing my two cents in ,anyway it was a joke,not a very good one obviously  |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more "
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj. "
Yes I've been informed of my misinformation |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Yes I've been informed of my misinformation "
Some it's like sticking cock in cheese grater. I must clarify I have not actually had relations with a cheese grater however. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Sally there is definitely such thing as a bad bj.
Yes I've been informed of my misinformation
Some it's like sticking cock in cheese grater. I must clarify I have not actually had relations with a cheese grater however."
I have no cock but I crossed my legs at that statement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She could suck start a combine harvester 
Pmsl .... what could you say "
That was what a country lad I worked with used it say,cracked up when I first heard it |
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recent meet was described in veris as (A)having a great tight body, (B)knows exactly what to do and (C) needs to be treated with respect...all the usual cliches and without being rude whoever said (A) hasn't a clue what a tight body is (B) must definitely have a 2 stroke engine and finally (C) respect is earned and it wasn't earned at this meet. |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more "
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard "
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is."
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha |
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
Pmsl .... what could you say
That was what a country lad I worked with used it say,cracked up when I first heard it"
It's freeking funny |
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “ "
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “ "
i actually burst out laughing  brillant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant "
Ah the chap was comedy gold |
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant
Ah the chap was comedy gold "
ah to funny never a dull moment im sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She could suck start a combine harvester
lmao best one ive heard
It’s a cracker alright ,he used to come out with some beauts”they’re was another lad we worked with who was pretty shit at the job and very slow
Your started calling him bungalow ,I said “why u calling him bungalow “and he says “because there’s fucken nothing upstairs “
i actually burst out laughing brillant
Ah the chap was comedy gold
ah to funny never a dull moment im sure "
Na not with floating around,he was good value |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to freaking start .
I have to stop you there Sally!
There is certainly such a thing as a bad bj haha I have been on the receiving end more than once "
My eyes water everytime i think of one lady who had a habit of biting and leaving her teeth marks on my poor todger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy.
this"
THIS couldn't resist sorry |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha "
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind "
This
See, it's all better with emojis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy.
this
THIS couldn't resist sorry
OMG you're such a stalker "
Me neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind
This
See, it's all better with emojis "
it's just a "this" on steroids |
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"not a verification but when people reply with the word "this" to a post they may agree with grinds my gears,it's unoriginal and lazy.
this
THIS couldn't resist sorry
OMG you're such a stalker
Me neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr "
ok then get away from my bedroom window |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where to freaking start . Treat with respect ...
Till next time ( never going to happen)
Amazing bj .. really is there such thing as a bad one
Genuine lady ... well I'm not a plastic doll . .
I'll think of more
Yes there is a bad BJ believe me when there's a human/piranha hybrid making shredded chicken of your todger you know what a bad BJ is.
I'm going to be much more mindful of my bjs from now on ...don't want to be a human piranha
We don't mind a sensual wee nibble mind
This
See, it's all better with emojis "
That |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Knows her way around a cock "-it's not rocket science ffs "
There are plenty who don't though. By the same token there are men who need a twat nav also |
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up in a veri, it's not very gracious and screams insecurity 