Ok..brighten the night of a sore man..
There once was a man from Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
There was a man from Lough Swilly,
Who one day forgot to wrap his willy,
He had way to much fun,
And knew what he had done,
Was indeed very, very silly.
