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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Gleeking is a squirt of spit from your mouth! 
Squirters beware, gleeking is taking over!  "
Not unless there are traces of something else in the spit
I wonder are the lads as good as the ladies at gleeking  |
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"Gleeking is a squirt of spit from your mouth!
Squirters beware, gleeking is taking over!
Not unless there are traces of something else in the spit
I wonder are the lads as good as the ladies at gleeking "
Im so good at gleeking. just gleeked all over my screen!!
Sluuuurp
Hey we can have a gleek off between us!  |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Gleeking is a squirt of spit from your mouth!
Squirters beware, gleeking is taking over!
Not unless there are traces of something else in the spit
I wonder are the lads as good as the ladies at gleeking
Im so good at gleeking. just gleeked all over my screen!!
Sluuuurp
Hey we can have a gleek off between us! "
That could get sloppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gleeking is a squirt of spit from your mouth!
Squirters beware, gleeking is taking over!
Not unless there are traces of something else in the spit
I wonder are the lads as good as the ladies at gleeking
Im so good at gleeking. just gleeked all over my screen!!
Sluuuurp
Hey we can have a gleek off between us!
That could get sloppy"
And.... was that ever a problem with us?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs "
And you said it was the best 30mins of your life!
(Oink Oink) |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs
No shortage of male pigs"
Lol but I was saying that it's the male pig that has the 30 min orgasm |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs
And you said it was the best 30mins of your life!
(Oink Oink)"
Porkies |
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"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs
And you said it was the best 30mins of your life!
(Oink Oink)
Porkies "
Truffle snuffler!
Disclaimer: No corn was damaged in the snuffling of some truffles! |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs
And you said it was the best 30mins of your life!
(Oink Oink)
Porkies
Truffle snuffler!
Disclaimer: No corn was damaged in the snuffling of some truffles! "
Of course not...it doesn't hurt
Truffles, drool. I am gleaking all over the place  |
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"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper"
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad  |
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"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad "
oiiii McCarthy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When it comes to who has longer orgasms, women take the crown. Women last 20 seconds, while men lasts 10 to 15 seconds. Pigs, no really pigs, last 30 minutes.
Male pigs
And you said it was the best 30mins of your life!
(Oink Oink)
Porkies
Truffle snuffler!
Disclaimer: No corn was damaged in the snuffling of some truffles!
Of course not...it doesn't hurt
Truffles, drool. I am gleaking all over the place "
(Drip Drip) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad "
Oh oh oh can I get a doctor to prescribe a vibrator please  |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad "
Those high speed settings will have you bouncing off the walls! Bring back bubble wrap wallpaper I say |
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"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad
Oh oh oh can I get a doctor to prescribe a vibrator please "
The movie about this is called Hysteria and there are a few humourous moments
Lovehoney no longer require prescriptions |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad
Oh oh oh can I get a doctor to prescribe a vibrator please
The movie about this is called Hysteria and there are a few humourous moments
Lovehoney no longer require prescriptions "
Good movie |
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"The original use of bubble wrap was wallpaper
Probably around the same time as vibrators were used as medical devices to cure hysteria in women.
Fuckin' hell... Sure the wimmin do still be feckin' half mad
Oh oh oh can I get a doctor to prescribe a vibrator please
The movie about this is called Hysteria and there are a few humourous moments
Lovehoney no longer require prescriptions
Good movie"
Yeah, funny and not funny in equal measure, considering the world we live in today. |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers |
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"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers"
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea  |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea "
Am guessing the expansion upon freezing would break the glass and as for your stamina theory...freezer burn is a bitch |
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"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea
Am guessing the expansion upon freezing would break the glass and as for your stamina theory...freezer burn is a bitch"
Was hoping to introduce it to something warm before frostbite set in |
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"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea
Am guessing the expansion upon freezing would break the glass and as for your stamina theory...freezer burn is a bitch
Was hoping to introduce it to something warm before frostbite set in "
Glass!! I thought all pumps were plastic. Better stop whacking it off the walls trying to get some results so |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea
Am guessing the expansion upon freezing would break the glass and as for your stamina theory...freezer burn is a bitch
Was hoping to introduce it to something warm before frostbite set in
Glass!! I thought all pumps were plastic. Better stop whacking it off the walls trying to get some results so "
Smart arse I was referring to candle containers |
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"Did you know that if you freeze your candles before you first light them that they will have a longer burning time. Am guessing that this doesn't apply to anything in glass containers
Dammit! I was just about to add ice to my penis pump
Why just candles? Thought I was onto a winner with that idea
Am guessing the expansion upon freezing would break the glass and as for your stamina theory...freezer burn is a bitch
Was hoping to introduce it to something warm before frostbite set in
Glass!! I thought all pumps were plastic. Better stop whacking it off the walls trying to get some results so
Smart arse I was referring to candle containers"
Ah! I just usually let mine burn naked |
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"Asparagus is another food that gives you extra stamina, even the tinned stuff in brine will leave you with a boner all day"
Yes but apparently you don't want to be the woman giving oral if he's been eating asparagus
Unless he's wearing a rubber or eating greater amounts of blueberries/pineapple |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Asparagus is another food that gives you extra stamina, even the tinned stuff in brine will leave you with a boner all day"
Fresh asparagus cooked in a pan with garlic butter is delicious or add some piccolo tomatoes and basil divine |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Asparagus is another food that gives you extra stamina, even the tinned stuff in brine will leave you with a boner all day
Yes but apparently you don't want to be the woman giving oral if he's been eating asparagus
Unless he's wearing a rubber or eating greater amounts of blueberries/pineapple"
Back to the stamina of watermelon |
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"Asparagus is another food that gives you extra stamina, even the tinned stuff in brine will leave you with a boner all day
Yes but apparently you don't want to be the woman giving oral if he's been eating asparagus
Unless he's wearing a rubber or eating greater amounts of blueberries/pineapple
Back to the stamina of watermelon "
Just watch out for the pips/seeds.
Apparently they can hurt quite a bit, if they hit the back of your throat at high speed and, they say, make swallowing difficult |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha "
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version) |
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version) "
love it! Yeah, who knew watermelon had a creamy centre |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
Just had Sydney onto me!
Please read the following disclaimer.
No watermelons were harmed in the making of this thread. I am in no way responsible for activities of the watermelons due to anything discussed herein
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
love it! Yeah, who knew watermelon had a creamy centre "
Pip your ride |
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
love it! Yeah, who knew watermelon had a creamy centre
Pip your ride "
love it |
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version) "
But how do you heat a watermelon on the inside? For research only of course |
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By *adame B OP Woman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
But how do you heat a watermelon on the inside? For research only of course "
No idea but please tell your eh friend to be careful
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
But how do you heat a watermelon on the inside? For research only of course
Microwave fooey told me he heats his jar of liver in it "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
But how do you heat a watermelon on the inside? For research only of course
Microwave fooey told me he heats his jar of liver in it "
Mmmmm warm liver feels SOOOO GOOD! |
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"The dot over a j or i is known as a tittle
So Mr. J or Mr. I would be a titled tittle
Yeah but hed only be a little j or a little i to have a titled tittle jeez! Thats a mouthful in itself! "
or should that be a tittled title?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I misread the watermelon bit and thought it said natures natural vagina, could cause all sorts of confusion haha
I think that's doable if you were stuck another American pie moment (the vagetarian version)
But how do you heat a watermelon on the inside? For research only of course
No idea but please tell your eh friend to be careful
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Don't worry he's not gonna hurt himself |
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