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So you'd be ok bonking with a woman in the knowledge that she would only be doing it because you did some work to her so she could save herself money, and not because she actually likes you or thinks you're attractive???  |
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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago
Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else |
"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments! "
Jim Bob up the road wants you to fix a light over his bed he said he'd gladly pay you in kind. And Tom over the way said he'd pay you in jelly sweets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Nah
But I am looking for a plumber and a mechanic  "
I can neither plumb nor mechan
Does that make me a bad person?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohm my god, shocking behaviour. This guy's a live wire I tell ya. I'd be de-lighted to take up the offer, no resistance at all. But if it hertz, that's a bad sine. |
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"So you'd be ok bonking with a woman in the knowledge that she would only be doing it because you did some work to her so she could save herself money, and not because she actually likes you or thinks you're attractive??? "
No different to working for money then paying it to a hooker who neither likes the guy nor finds him attractive after all  |
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"So you'd be ok bonking with a woman in the knowledge that she would only be doing it because you did some work to her so she could save herself money, and not because she actually likes you or thinks you're attractive???
No different to working for money then paying it to a hooker who neither likes the guy nor finds him attractive after all "
Yep. True. Each to their own I guess.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Nah
But I am looking for a plumber and a mechanic
Mechanic here lol "
You really are a jack of all trades  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Desperate times call for desperate measures lol seriously though your selling yourself short pal can’t imagine having sex with a woman who I know doesn’t want me! I’d get now pleasure from that at all.. stick at it and a woman who is attracted to you will come along eventually and it’ll be worth the wait for both of you hopefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Theres a similar thread up about paying the bill on dates. What's the difference between this and the guy paying for a meal? Why would any man want to go out with a girl knowing she believes her time is obv more precious than his so he is basically paying for the pleasure of her company? I'd find that far more degrading. At least here he gets the ride out of it :P |
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Nah
But I am looking for a plumber and a mechanic "
I'm sure there are plenty of guys on here would happily check out your plumbing for you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Theres a similar thread up about paying the bill on dates. What's the difference between this and the guy paying for a meal? Why would any man want to go out with a girl knowing she believes her time is obv more precious than his so he is basically paying for the pleasure of her company? I'd find that far more degrading. At least here he gets the ride out of it :P"
Kinda... At least he is honest and offering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments! "
Not quite same set of circumstances OP. ...
But had a friend with benefits offer to fix a kitchen appliance one quiet weekday morn. Well..wasn't long til hands wer wandering. Loosing track of time n as fun heightened noise levels rose..wen stopped for air..heard next door neighbours car leave at end of her lunch break....due to paper thin walls..Id to dodge her for few weeks  |
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Not quite same set of circumstances OP. ...
But had a friend with benefits offer to fix a kitchen appliance one quiet weekday morn. Well..wasn't long til hands wer wandering. Loosing track of time n as fun heightened noise levels rose..wen stopped for air..heard next door neighbours car leave at end of her lunch break....due to paper thin walls..Id to dodge her for few weeks "
She was just annoyed as you didn’t get her to join in.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Not quite same set of circumstances OP. ...
But had a friend with benefits offer to fix a kitchen appliance one quiet weekday morn. Well..wasn't long til hands wer wandering. Loosing track of time n as fun heightened noise levels rose..wen stopped for air..heard next door neighbours car leave at end of her lunch break....due to paper thin walls..Id to dodge her for few weeks
She was just annoyed as you didn’t get her to join in.. "
Ah..Iv an odd male neighbour I cuda squeezed in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you'd be ok bonking with a woman in the knowledge that she would only be doing it because you did some work to her so she could save herself money, and not because she actually likes you or thinks you're attractive??? "
This  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giggilo here - willing to take alternative payments too...
Will you fix my shower ??
Is that like a golden shower and does he need a plastic sheet and a snorkel...?? "
Lol .... this is his alternative payment. I'll keep golden showers between friends |
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"Anyone need electrical work done around the Dublin area? Willing to take alternative payments!
Nah
But I am looking for a plumber and a mechanic
Mechanic here lol
You really are a jack of all trades "
Yes but still great with the hands among other things
Si xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It reminds of that advert on television for registered sparks and wee Daniel calls to the woman’s house for a cup of tea and he tells her he will have a look at whatever is broken and she goes mental and turfs him out. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Ohm my god, shocking behaviour. This guy's a live wire I tell ya. I'd be de-lighted to take up the offer, no resistance at all. But if it hertz, that's a bad sine."
Watt you talking about? The guy has AMPle tool's for the job and you don't need to be the brightest spark to figure out that he also wants to blow his fuse in her box but only if he can Meter for a coffee first
Madame B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ohm my god, shocking behaviour. This guy's a live wire I tell ya. I'd be de-lighted to take up the offer, no resistance at all. But if it hertz, that's a bad sine.
Watt you talking about? The guy has AMPle tool's for the job and you don't need to be the brightest spark to figure out that he also wants to blow his fuse in her box but only if he can Meter for a coffee first
Madame B"
Hahahaha funniest thing I’ve read on here in ages well done Madame B |
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"Ohm my god, shocking behaviour. This guy's a live wire I tell ya. I'd be de-lighted to take up the offer, no resistance at all. But if it hertz, that's a bad sine.
Watt you talking about? The guy has AMPle tool's for the job and you don't need to be the brightest spark to figure out that he also wants to blow his fuse in her box but only if he can Meter for a coffee first
Madame B"
Fantastic |
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