Creme eggs are not your usual confectionery item. They can’t be treated in the same way as a normal chocolate bar; they are unique and have to be treated with care, intelligence, passion and creativity. They need to be seduced.
In fab terms, they are not a quick fuck with a 20 yr old who only wants to do missionary, like other sweets. They are the elusive experienced swinger that everyone wants to try but is afraid to; they are the classy profile who oozes confidence and sex appeal, and that physical body that is dead centre bullseye on your attraction spectrum.
The need to be teased. Seduced. Convinced. Covered in foreplay and brought to the edge of ecstasy in 10’different ways before exploding in a taste experience that leaves you light headed, breathless, endorphins racing and exhausted.
If you can’t handle it, stick to missionary...  |
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"Well I completely enjoyed that with my cup of tea  and glad to say it seems they have gone back to the old recipe  "
Seriously??? I’m going to go get myself a 5 pack yummm |
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"Could never get a liking for them
I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare... "
Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal  |
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"Could never get a liking for them
I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...
Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal "
Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force |
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"Could never get a liking for them
I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...
Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal
Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force "
Haha did u not know part of braveheart was filmed in kildare |
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"Could never get a liking for them
I’m not surprised. You need to try a few first and the delivery van probably couldn’t find it’s way to Kildare...
Reckon the delivery van has a better chance of finding me in kildare than he has of finding u in donegal
Now seriously: Donegal was used in the new Star Wars film - all he has to do is use the Force
Haha did u not know part of braveheart was filmed in kildare "
Unfortunately it never made it to the final film edit as the film crew couldn’t find their way back out of Kildare. They’re probably still driving around there now... |
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Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double decker, it was after eight. She was from quality street, he was a fisherman's friend. On the way they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine gum.
He asked her name, Polo, im the one with the hole"she said" I'm the one with the nuts he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic, it wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg, he fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any jelly babies. Mr Cadbury had a picnic in her.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had an sti, it turned out Miss Rowntree had been with bertie bassett who had allsorts |
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"Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double decker, it was after eight. She was from quality street, he was a fisherman's friend. On the way they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine gum.
He asked her name, Polo, im the one with the hole"she said" I'm the one with the nuts he thought! Then he touched her milky way. They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic, it wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg, he fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any jelly babies. Mr Cadbury had a picnic in her.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had an sti, it turned out Miss Rowntree had been with bertie bassett who had allsorts "
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