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over a year ago
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend???
Whipped is arse 
It took me a while but I got there 
** penny drops**
Was that her name "
Call her what you like haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend???
Whipped is arse
It took me a while but I got there
** penny drops**
Was that her name
Call her what you like haha"
Diahhorea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I signed upto this thread in good faith
Your ex wife asking to be friends after the divorce is like....Kid-nappers asking to "Keep in touch" after letting you go |
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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago
The pub then supermacs ... |
"I signed upto this thread in good faith
Your ex wife asking to be friends after the divorce is like....Kid-nappers asking to "Keep in touch" after letting you go "
haha love Soooooooo funny x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
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Hahahaha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant "
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now "
I won't give up my day job just yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now "
I now give the lady credit that was good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet. "
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry "
just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work "
Send us a pic of your kebab and I'll send ya one of my sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Hahahaha brilliant
You didn't laugh at my jokes like that, you can float your own boat now I won't give up my day job just yet.
Im just frying a couple of sausages here, are ya hungry just ordered a kebab and garlic & cheese fries, was taking down the Xmas deco's it's hungry work
Send us a pic of your kebab and I'll send ya one of my sausage "
well I cud understand getting off looking at a sausage, but a kebab? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I’m just getting hungry  aww sorry,
Not good enough now I need to get off my ass and get food I would cook it for you, if was their "
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"Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money left at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!’
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more d*unk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m d*unk and me knees are killin’ me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub
Very good
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