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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date 
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages"  ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
1. As Minister, I'd first make it mandatory for women before marriage to enrol in a lap dancing or burlesque course. That in itself would cut the divorce rate by 70% (...over night too   )
2. Any man considering marriage would be put on a "Hubby Bootcamp Course" to learn how to navigate those tricky issues like
-putting the toilet seat down (should be up, I know lads  )
- handling those tough questions like"Does my bum look big in this?" or "Which dress looks better on me?"
- Learning a new language called "Women talk" and deciphering the real meaning behind a woman asking you "Are you hungry?" "I'm fine"  or "I don't want to talk about it" (...she does)
3. Organising "Special parties" where married couples talk, share and "swap" their knowledge and sex-pertise with one another 
4. Promoting "Sex Guidance Counsellors" or as we call them here on Fab... "Cuckolds" to demonstrate new exciting positions while hubby sits by the bed with pen & pad in one hand or a video camera to study technique later on for research 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
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I think it coincides with the busiest day of the year on dating websites.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.."
5 years can be a long time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do away with marriage altogether
That was my gut response too 
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor "
I did it, I don't think I'll do it again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option..
5 years can be a long time "
It would at least let the father bond with the child |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do away with marriage altogether
That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor
I did it, I don't think I'll do it again. "
I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out to be honest I won't even go to other people's weddings |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
This lifeterm contact is bullshit, a mortgage contract is enough pressure to for any individual. Having said that, I do like the idea of marriage, so im asking the minister to introduce a shorter term contract, say 5 years and at the end of that period, to either renew the contract or take the opt out option.."
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Do you mean instead of a "fixed" arrangement you can then opt for an "Interest only" where you keep it at a strictly fuck buddy level for the next 5 years? |
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So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
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Simple:
1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post
2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level
3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up "
Really?? 
You know me so well |
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well "
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you "
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways |
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways"
I fucking hope not
Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways
I fucking hope not
Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding "
it'll be that dreaded V day soon too
Can't decide if I hate it more or slightly less than the C one that's just passed, but it's a close call |
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"Do away with marriage altogether
Opened thread, clicked jump to last, seen this quote and knew instantly who it was quoting before even scrolling up
Really??
You know me so well
Ha I think it's more we're too similar and since I know it wasn't me who said it, then it had to be you
Not a day we'll ever be celebrating anyways
I fucking hope not
Although the idea of celebrating a divorce is oddly more comforting that celebrating a wedding it'll be that dreaded V day soon too
Can't decide if I hate it more or slightly less than the C one that's just passed, but it's a close call"
Maybe you could distract yourself with debauchery, isn't vanilla having a party around then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
"
... make marriage like a working week .. 5 days on 2 days off to do as you please .. no questions asked .. perfect lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Well, not really happy but...
Today the 8th January has been branded "Divorce Day" because the amount of married couples seeking a divorce usually hits it's peak on this very date
So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
... make marriage like a working week .. 5 days on 2 days off to do as you please .. no questions asked .. perfect lol "
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
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So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
Simple:
1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post
2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level
3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly."
Haha not |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Do away with marriage altogether
That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor "
I'm with you on this Geordie. I never walked into that trap. What's the point of it anyway.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, if you were given a massive budget and made "Minister For Healthy Marriages" ...
What would you do to curtail the high level of divorce in this country??
Simple:
1) Sack myself as there is no such thing as a healthy marriage and therefore no need for an obsolete post
2) As my last act in office, reallocate most of the budget to the Education department for a massive programme of anti-marriage/living together/long term relationship educational awareness in schools from primary level
3) Give the remaining budget to universities to capture all males and females who claim to be happily married and carry out extensive research into why they feel the need to lie so publicly and so convincingly."
Mister black I'll sit in your cabinet. .. excellent plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ban marriage altogether, live in unholy sin if you want but never put a ring on it
Come and live with me and we'll live happily ever after
In unholy sin
We could give it a go "
I've always fancied kerry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do away with marriage altogether
That was my gut response too
Never done it, and doubt I ever will
I'm too much of a hoor
I'm with you on this Geordie. I never walked into that trap. What's the point of it anyway...."
I couldn't even decide which gender to go with DH |
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