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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it certain type threads, status updates, or maybe something you read on a veri. This applies outside of fab also. Waving at someone who waves in your direction only to realise they were waving at someone else ffs  looking at pics of myself from way back when, is never good  What makes you guys cringe, embarrassed, fucked off. Whatever way you want to describe it |
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"looking at pics of myself from way back when, is never good "
I was sent a photo of me at 18 this morning, I was impressed at how well I looked 
On fab, statuses like "thanks for the wonderful time, you know who you are" make my toes curl, and not in a good way |
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Things that make me cringe on Fab...
- Guys setting up forums to apologise to any & all Fab woman who've ever been offended or stood up on a date 
- References to "sniff" or "powder" in status updates = Instant block from me 
- Lazy profiles with "will fill in" = Delete message
- Guys agreeing to women on forums no matter how silly or dopey the comments 
...Brown-nosing aint sexy lads! 
Apart from that, nothing really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When folk start a sentence with
"Honestly mate...."
"I wouldn't lie to you..."
"I love you like a brother...."
Generally the words after these openings are complete bullshit. The cringe is because its two folk in my life thst would use these phrases and years have passed and they still haven't worked out that i know these tells they have |
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over a year ago
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head 
Why would you hit them on the head when they’re licking you..?? That’s not going to encourage them to continue I’m pretty sure...! "
How silly of me .. but thanks for pointing that out  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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Guys stating they could give oral all night!
Couples who state that they are a happy loving couple at the start of their profile always makes me think of the shop owners on father Ted
Pushiness and impatience, not going to even explain that one
Outside of fab... when someone sits next to you on public transport despite the fact that there are plenty of available seats!!!! Just creepy
Feel lighter now having got all that out...thanks
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"Fellas mailing saying they have a huge sex drive
They are asleep after half a hr "
Think you misunderstood them: it was a guy from Cork who mailed you that - so to get to Kildare they were having a huge drive just to get sex: no wonder they fell asleep on you...! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Fellas mailing saying they have a huge sex drive
They are asleep after half a hr
Think you misunderstood them: it was a guy from Cork who mailed you that - so to get to Kildare they were having a huge drive just to get sex: no wonder they fell asleep on you...! "
Smart ass
Madame B |
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Outside of fab... when someone sits next to you on public transport despite the fact that there are plenty of available seats!!!! Just creepy
Madame B"
 just freaks me out! And you spend ages looking at reflective surfaces to figure out if you know them but don't, so just can't understand why they didn't sit elsewhere.
Probably happens to me a lot less than ladies though. Still freaky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One line messages like “face pic?”
Status updates from couples talking about how great the sex they just had was
Status updates asking for a pic to be fabbed
Forum posts from people complaining about not getting meets
I could probably go on..... |
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"The cringiest thing for me is bloody Americans...all that Gee how are you....have a nice day now..pure crap"
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.dont let racism stand in the way of a good forum post now whatever ya do....
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.ahem...yee haaar....god save can you seeeeeeee....by the dawns.... |
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"The cringiest thing for me is bloody Americans...all that Gee how are you....have a nice day now..pure crap
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.dont let racism stand in the way of a good forum post now whatever ya do....
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.ahem...yee haaar....god save can you seeeeeeee....by the dawns...."
Giddy up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Woman posting close up pics of there vagina looking like it just went 12 rounds with Mike tyson. Same goes for cock pics where you can see the did everything in his power from shaving his pubes to getting the right angle just to make it look as big as possible lol |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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Guys who have been turned down but just WONT move on and constantly post ‘reminders’
As the song goes....
“Let it go, let it go,
Just can't hold it back anymore,
Let it go, let it go,
Turn away and close that door.
I don't care,
what you're going to say,
Let your storm rage on.....
Your bitching never bothered me anyway!”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman posting close up pics of there vagina looking like it just went 12 rounds with Mike tyson. Same goes for cock pics where you can see the did everything in his power from shaving his pubes to getting the right angle just to make it look as big as possible lol "
Pmsl Mike Tyson I've seen a few like that. .. ohhhh |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ "
but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol"
Brilliant
I must try this sometime |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime "
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
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Ohh I feel ill nowc |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc "
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse "
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him |
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Hi are ye horny
Any plans for tonite
I'm in a sexless marriage
Jaysus hun your stunning
It's a sex site why won't ye fuck me
I could go on for ages here but basically just stupid stuff like that |
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"Hi are ye horny
Any plans for tonite
I'm in a sexless marriage
Jaysus hun your stunning
It's a sex site why won't ye fuck me
I could go on for ages here but basically just stupid stuff like that "
Pretty sure that’s the verse of a song you just gave us there... |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha "
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want "
Really..?? All girls..??  Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?  |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want "
Maybe they just don't care?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!? "
When it's good I quite like it  |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it "
I knew there had to be someone somewhere..!
Thank you for being so honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
I knew there had to be someone somewhere..!
Thank you for being so honest "
You're welcome |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want "
I blame specksavers |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
I blame specksavers "
Yeah - b*****ds. They should be giving out free marathon fucking sessions with their eye tests for horny ladies..!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it "
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking "
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??! |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty "
Aww the two of ye and me il keep it on the bucket list |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??! "
Let me guess you'd lick for hours on end ...you'd better bring a waterbottle |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty "
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
Aww the two of ye and me il keep it on the bucket list "
Rowdy your imagination running away with you |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??!
Let me guess you'd lick for hours on end ...you'd better bring a waterbottle "
Water bottle..?? It’s blotting paper I need...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??!
Let me guess you'd lick for hours on end ...you'd better bring a waterbottle
Water bottle..?? It’s blotting paper I need...!! "
Good try ... |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him "
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??! "
Oh yes please, that would be nice!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups "
Lol ... did we besmirch your character |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??! "
I'll refer back to the comment about pussies doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson .. after all that it wouldn't be pretty |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
Oh yes please, that would be nice!! "
Not sure I could after all that - I’m exhausted just thinking about it...! |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??!
Let me guess you'd lick for hours on end ...you'd better bring a waterbottle "
Waterbottle required if you are actually doing it right and forgot to put towels down
Even though some will call it a pee bottle |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
I'll refer back to the comment about pussies doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson .. after all that it wouldn't be pretty "
All the more need for a healing lick... |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups
Lol ... did we besmirch your character "
Don't worry, my character is joining my mind, in the gutter |
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"Lick you for hours ... I want to hit them on the head
I wanna be fucked for hours, not licked for hours haha
Why Can't Guys see that that's what we really want
Really..?? All girls..?? Come on: there’s got to be some somewhere who like their pussy licked, sucked, kissed and played with for ages...?!?
When it's good I quite like it
Whend it's good I love it ... but saying oh I'll lick you for hours is bullshit .. I'd be asleep and they'd be dehydrated. Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
You’re really taking the romance out of this, aren’t you...??!
Let me guess you'd lick for hours on end ...you'd better bring a waterbottle
Waterbottle required if you are actually doing it right and forgot to put towels down
Even though some will call it a pee bottle "
Lol ... unicorn juice I believe |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups "
Yeah yeah you kinky fecker
Madame B |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups
Lol ... did we besmirch your character
Don't worry, my character is joining my mind, in the gutter"
Sea gull gutter |
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"People who msg to run down their wives/partners in the hope it will get them ‘sympathy sex’ but she has a vag that smells like a seagull arsehole sniff sniff
How am I doing lol
Brilliant
I must try this sometime
Try what, a seagulls arsehole?
Ohh I feel ill nowc
So will dunboyne after the sea gull arse
Poor Dunboyne. .. this could finish him
I meant the line excuse, not actually... ya sick bunch o pups
Lol ... did we besmirch your character
Don't worry, my character is joining my mind, in the gutter"
Great fun to be had so |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
Oh yes please, that would be nice!!
Not sure I could after all that - I’m exhausted just thinking about it...! "
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
I'll refer back to the comment about pussies doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson .. after all that it wouldn't be pretty
All the more need for a healing lick... "
Ehhh sticky |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
I'll refer back to the comment about pussies doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson .. after all that it wouldn't be pretty
All the more need for a healing lick...
Ehhh sticky "
Don’t worry: I’ll wring out the blotting paper around the area - we’ll be fine |
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" Be truthfully I'll lick you for 10 minutes, give you a good fingering then I'll see if your ready for a fucking
This .... as long as that fucking is for hours and in every position.. right girls?
Now this is honesty
But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
I'll refer back to the comment about pussies doing 10 rounds with Mike Tyson .. after all that it wouldn't be pretty
All the more need for a healing lick...
Ehhh sticky
Don’t worry: I’ll wring out the blotting paper around the area - we’ll be fine "
Ohhh never waste the unicorn juice |
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But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
Oh yes please, that would be nice!!
Not sure I could after all that - I’m exhausted just thinking about it...!
Lightweight "
Ah hell; well if we’re gonna get all competitive about it; let me finish my cup of cocoa, have my snooze and then put away my slippers and I’ll slip into my Olympian fucking rig and see what I can do...! |
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"call me then
You need to use reply and quote . Average Joe is excitedly typing a message to you as we speak. "
Oh come on SS - how would I ever think a message is directed at me while you’re live on a thread...?? |
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But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
Oh yes please, that would be nice!!
Not sure I could after all that - I’m exhausted just thinking about it...!
Lightweight
Ah hell; well if we’re gonna get all competitive about it; let me finish my cup of cocoa, have my snooze and then put away my slippers and I’ll slip into my Olympian fucking rig and see what I can do...! "
No time for snoozing or cocoa or slippers.hop to it |
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"call me then
You need to use reply and quote . Average Joe is excitedly typing a message to you as we speak.
Oh come on SS - how would I ever think a message is directed at me while you’re live on a thread...?? "
Lol ... admit it your only delighted |
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But after the hours of fucking in every conceivable position, room, orrifice and with every toy available (standard stuff really...) can we go back to the licking and fingering...??!
Oh yes please, that would be nice!!
Not sure I could after all that - I’m exhausted just thinking about it...!
Lightweight
Ah hell; well if we’re gonna get all competitive about it; let me finish my cup of cocoa, have my snooze and then put away my slippers and I’ll slip into my Olympian fucking rig and see what I can do...!
No time for snoozing or cocoa or slippers.hop to it"
Pressure, pressure, pressure..! How am I ever
Gonna perform..??! I’ll need to lick for hours to fill in the time..!! |
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"call me then
You need to use reply and quote . Average Joe is excitedly typing a message to you as we speak.
Oh come on SS - how would I ever think a message is directed at me while you’re live on a thread...??
Lol ... admit it your only delighted "
Busted..! How could you tell..?! |
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Nothing really bothers me too much on fab. The few things that irk me a tad or maybe more amuse me
People using their statuses as a means to goad others. Why make it public, go directly
Asking what kink I am into. You not going to find that out till you meet me
Thinking cos I am bi, I am your ticket to a ffm
Then it amuses me the soap opera of fab I.e.
Hearing about the fab gossip and witch hunts. I mind my own. Not my circus and all that.
Connected to last one is giving the bully a reaction. Just ignore or maybe you enjoying the drama
And finally
When the response on a thread of the same topic can be so different depending if thread is put up my a lady or a gent
Think that's it and I started off saying nothing irked me
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When fellas say in a verification "She gives the best oral ever".
Seems to me every woman on Fab gives the best oral.
Also when they say "Treat this lady/woman with the respect she deserves".
Ermmm no because I was planning on treating her like shit because surely that's supposed to get her juices flowing is it not? Nothing like pointing out the bleeding obvious.
When a guy posts a "woe is me," thread complaining about how they can't get a meet and wondering where they are going wrong, etc.
When a guy sends our couple profile unsolicited cock pics or when they send us a one liner or when they ask if we want to meet at short notice. I look as some messages and seriously wonder what goes through some people's minds. |
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"When fellas say in a verification "She gives the best oral ever".
Seems to me every woman on Fab gives the best oral.
Also when they say "Treat this lady/woman with the respect she deserves".
Ermmm no because I was planning on treating her like shit because surely that's supposed to get her juices flowing is it not? Nothing like pointing out the bleeding obvious.
When a guy posts a "woe is me," thread complaining about how they can't get a meet and wondering where they are going wrong, etc.
When a guy sends our couple profile unsolicited cock pics or when they send us a one liner or when they ask if we want to meet at short notice. I look as some messages and seriously wonder what goes through some people's minds."
Ah now Mr C, be fair.
The most recent oral is always the best, particularly if one is referring directly to the Giver. You're hardly gonna say "Yeah, not bad but I've had better" at least not before she has time to check your other veris
Completely agree with you on the Respect and Woe is Me stuff.
As for what's going through their minds with the cock pics, they obviously haven't seen some of the spears out there I think that might make them rethink their self importance |
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I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members "
Tbh the fab elite grates our nerves too but not so much as the fab whispers tunnel |
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"Crossdressers x
Think they'd make their minds up
Either tuck it in or let it loose "
Swinging in the breeze meg .. nothing wrong with that. Some days I don't wear a bra ..same difference |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members "
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!! |
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"Crossdressers x
Think they'd make their minds up
Either tuck it in or let it loose
Swinging in the breeze meg .. nothing wrong with that. Some days I don't wear a bra ..same difference "
Shrivel in the breeze you'll find is most common |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Tbh the fab elite grates our nerves too but not so much as the fab whispers tunnel "
Tell me more |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!"
I just used it instead of secret handshake. I'm sure they have a code, the sneaky pervs! |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!
I just used it instead of secret handshake. I'm sure they have a code, the sneaky pervs! "
Mmm it probably involves some very complicated moves ... sure we'd not be up to them |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Tbh the fab elite grates our nerves too but not so much as the fab whispers tunnel
Tell me more "
It’s the people that are supposedly meant to be close to you on fab but the minute sally you don’t conform
Start the Chinese whispers yet in our opinion fab is for people that are outside of the ‘norm ‘ per se but yet they have the attitude and to form opinions and pass judgements instead of asking for fact . Fab is somewhat make believe in what people tell each other but spreading mailcious stuff about others in real life bullying whether it’s from the elite or not |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!
I just used it instead of secret handshake. I'm sure they have a code, the sneaky pervs!
Mmm it probably involves some very complicated moves ... sure we'd not be up to them "
Well, not yet. Six months of dieting and tantric yoga classes and we'll be a blur |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!
I just used it instead of secret handshake. I'm sure they have a code, the sneaky pervs!
Mmm it probably involves some very complicated moves ... sure we'd not be up to them
Well, not yet. Six months of dieting and tantric yoga classes and we'll be a blur "
This tantric stuff keeps popping up .... I think I should learn how to do it |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!"
Twas myself that first posted that anklet thread. I didn't expect it to be so popular or keep coming back the way it has.
Everybody has their own wee things they like though. To each their own. |
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"I hear the "fab clique" hold the secret to gettimg a meet if your a single male i think the davinci code was based on it or something "
Mmm I bet there's triangle symbolism somewhere if we look hard enough |
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"I almost forgot!
Mentions of the "Fab Clique"
Grinds my gears every time, regardless of how it's referred to.
Not my fault I don't get invited to the monthly meeting of the elite, or know the secret anklet for members
Is that the hot wife anklet thread that keeps popping up .. it's a clique! !!!
Twas myself that first posted that anklet thread. I didn't expect it to be so popular or keep coming back the way it has.
Everybody has their own wee things they like though. To each their own. "
You hit on something ... your a cult leader obviously |
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"I hear the "fab clique" hold the secret to gettimg a meet if your a single male i think the davinci code was based on it or something
Mmm I bet there's triangle symbolism somewhere if we look hard enough "
I'm betting it was based on three women surrounding a male for fffm.
Nah, who am I kidding? Of course it's 3 guys around a salacious Fab lady, getting all she wants at once. Sure that's the Fab way, ask any guy here
I shall now combust in flames |
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"I hear the "fab clique" hold the secret to gettimg a meet if your a single male i think the davinci code was based on it or something
Mmm I bet there's triangle symbolism somewhere if we look hard enough
I'm betting it was based on three women surrounding a male for fffm.
Nah, who am I kidding? Of course it's 3 guys around a salacious Fab lady, getting all she wants at once. Sure that's the Fab way, ask any guy here
I shall now combust in flames "
My marshmallow is toasting beautifully here |
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"I hear the "fab clique" hold the secret to gettimg a meet if your a single male i think the davinci code was based on it or something
Mmm I bet there's triangle symbolism somewhere if we look hard enough
I'm betting it was based on three women surrounding a male for fffm.
Nah, who am I kidding? Of course it's 3 guys around a salacious Fab lady, getting all she wants at once. Sure that's the Fab way, ask any guy here
I shall now combust in flames
My marshmallow is toasting beautifully here "
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry 
my suckin spelling is disgraceful"
Love it Meg |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg "
what my speech impettiment
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"Lmao your on a role tonight JD
I need to shut myself up and get to bed, before I'm told to do so on the forums
Oh one more pint couldn't hurt, could it? It's the weekend, feic it "
Ha keeping them rolling |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X "
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I need to shut myself up and get to bed, before I'm told to do so on the forums
Oh one more pint couldn't hurt, could it? It's the weekend, feic it
Ha keeping them rolling "
Last one, I promise, before I end up getting a naughty step |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit "
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers 
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X"
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour |
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"Lmao your on a role tonight JD
I need to shut myself up and get to bed, before I'm told to do so on the forums
Oh one more pint couldn't hurt, could it? It's the weekend, feic it
Ha keeping them rolling
Last one, I promise, before I end up getting a naughty step "
You love the naughty step or strap |
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"Lmao your on a role tonight JD
I need to shut myself up and get to bed, before I'm told to do so on the forums
Oh one more pint couldn't hurt, could it? It's the weekend, feic it
Ha keeping them rolling
Last one, I promise, before I end up getting a naughty step
You love the naughty step or strap "
Both together give me a lift |
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I need to shut myself up and get to bed, before I'm told to do so on the forums
Oh one more pint couldn't hurt, could it? It's the weekend, feic it
Ha keeping them rolling
Last one, I promise, before I end up getting a naughty step
You love the naughty step or strap "
Shushhhhhh JD can't handle anything with a strap |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour "
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol "
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x"
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave "
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea "
Ill knock off the light |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light"
Just the light now Meg, just the light |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light"
Oowwww my knee....wait for me |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me "
I feckin knew Meg couldn't help but bang something |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me
I feckin knew Meg couldn't help but bang something "
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me "
Cmon you its your fault we have to leave |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me
I feckin knew Meg couldn't help but bang something
Cilit bang is my middle name "
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
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That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me
I feckin knew Meg couldn't help but bang something
Cilit bang is my middle name
Was that a spelling mistake? "
at this stage im not sure what it is....this is like inception for shite talk |
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"We must embark on a quest to find the "holy veri" if suck thing exists
I can guarantee suck thing exists
Sorry
my suckin spelling is disgraceful
Love it Meg
what my speech impettiment
X
That and your purple suit
Oh i bet you say that to all the purple swimsuit wearing crossers
X
Haha I ain't blowing smoke up your ass
I love purple, it's my favourite colour
Phew smoke in the bum cant be healthy or at least as bad as second hand smoking.
Im sure purple looks fab on you btw and yes i am blowing smoke but in a genuine compliment way xx
Its late lol
Lol it is and so am i
Sorry OP side railed ur thread x
I feel like the last people at a house party, should we clean up before we go ? or just leave
We best leave. Laura's leading me out on a strap, just so I get used to the idea
Ill knock off the light
Just the light now Meg, just the light
Oowwww my knee....wait for me
I feckin knew Meg couldn't help but bang something
Cilit bang is my middle name
Was that a spelling mistake? "
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