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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Woman up and it turns into a harmless head cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not to be taken lightly AT PEAK MANFLU YOU WILL BE TOTALLY INCAPACITATED

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is no cure, stay at home to avoid spreading infection, keep hydrated, take paracetamol and ibuprofen to relieve symptoms.

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

suffering myself at moment....

plenty of hot toddies, ensuring there's plenty of honey in them,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Advil cold and flu tablets just took my last 2 they worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Woman up and it turns into a harmless head cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have it. Another good man down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have it. Another good man down. "

Take care we cannot afford to lose any more good men to this terrible flu

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By *hocko87Man over a year ago

dublin

I have it too . Bloody aufull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have it too . Bloody aufull"

Thats what u get for wearing that yellow t shirt adrian

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman over a year ago

Dublin

"There is no cure, stay at home to avoid spreading infection, keep hydrated, take paracetamol and ibuprofen to relieve symptoms."

I ended up in hospital the other day with suspected pneumonia but thankfully it wasn't and was diagnosed with a viral infection/flu... and that's exactly what I was prescribed paracetamol and ibrufen...

It's a horrible dose and wish anyone suffering with it a speedy recovery..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am dying too .

I need get a sick note anymore no how you get one of thos.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure? "

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B"

I totally agree. A good vet will do the job.

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B

I totally agree. A good vet will do the job. "

And cheaply too, costs less than a pack of ibrobrufen and a packet of balsam tissues

Madame B

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B

I totally agree. A good vet will do the job.

And cheaply too, costs less than a pack of ibrobrufen and a packet of balsam tissues

Madame B"

Cough Cough Cough....

Aaaaaaaaatchooooooo

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B

I totally agree. A good vet will do the job.

And cheaply too, costs less than a pack of ibrobrufen and a packet of balsam tissues

Madame B

Cough Cough Cough....

Aaaaaaaaatchooooooo

My neighbour is a vet... give me a shout if you need him. Wink wink.

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure?

All the remedies above are good but the best quickest cure is to put the poor fucker down. End the needless suffering of those around him swiftly

Madame B

I totally agree. A good vet will do the job.

And cheaply too, costs less than a pack of ibrobrufen and a packet of balsam tissues

Madame B

Cough Cough Cough....

Aaaaaaaaatchooooooo

My neighbour is a vet... give me a shout if you need him. Wink wink. "

How shocking is that making light of scientificly proven illness that has serious effects no only on mens health but also on the economy tis offering chicken broth and damp cloth to wipe our brow ye should be not taking the piss

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By *evil_u_knowMan over a year ago

city

No such thing, women end up in hospital for flu more than men, but only by a small amount meaning its 50:50 how we respond.

White men are just not allowed to complain without having their masculinity attacked, in this case they are made feel like they can not even be sick.

But truth is, women are the weaker sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No such thing, women end up in hospital for flu more than men, but only by a small amount meaning its 50:50 how we respond.

White men are just not allowed to complain without having their masculinity attacked, in this case they are made feel like they can not even be sick.

But truth is, women are the weaker sex."

Women are the weaker sex

How do u make that one out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have to disagree about being the weaker sex....

Mother nature gave the ability to have babies to the stronger sex....

We would be extinct by now if men had to go through labour

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

"Have to disagree about being the weaker sex....

Mother nature gave the ability to have babies to the stronger sex....

We would be extinct by now if men had to go through labour

Whatttya mean...???!!!

We wouldn’t have to go through labour - we wouldn’t make it that far - the pregnancy would kill us...!!!

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By *orguyMan over a year ago

Tuam

"Have to disagree about being the weaker sex....

Mother nature gave the ability to have babies to the stronger sex....

We would be extinct by now if men had to go through labour

Whatttya mean...???!!!

We wouldn’t have to go through labour - we wouldn’t make it that far - the pregnancy would kill us...!!!

Imagine it Joe....no beer...we would die

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew I shouldn't have ventured onto this thread !

Its starting !!

Im getting it !!

Mad dash to the chemist to buy multi vitamins !!

I WILL SOLDIER ON !!

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

"I knew I shouldn't have ventured onto this thread !

Its starting !!

Im getting it !!

Mad dash to the chemist to buy multi vitamins !!

I WILL SOLDIER ON !!

What’s this “soldier on” stuff all about..?! Why can’t you be like us guys, real up in a ball on the sofa, moaning about how you’re going to die to anyone that will listen and taking endless Lemsips...??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/"

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol"

You’ll not be teasing so bloody much when the man flu hits you properly...!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol

You’ll not be teasing so bloody much when the man flu hits you properly...!! Lol

AH don't I was plagued with it last winter, I actually thought I had built up a resistance this year lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok folks it's the time of the year of the dreaded man flu, what's the best quickest cure? "

‘Man-up pills’

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol

You’ll not be teasing so bloody much when the man flu hits you properly...!! Lol

AH don't I was plagued with it last winter, I actually thought I had built up a resistance this year lol"

How the hell are you gonna build up resistance when you are half naked at home all the time...??! Lol

I mean, the red ribbon packaging you’re wearing is jaw dropping, but it’s no wonder you’ve caught your death of cold at this time of year...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol

You’ll not be teasing so bloody much when the man flu hits you properly...!! Lol

AH don't I was plagued with it last winter, I actually thought I had built up a resistance this year lol

How the hell are you gonna build up resistance when you are half naked at home all the time...??! Lol

I mean, the red ribbon packaging you’re wearing is jaw dropping, but it’s no wonder you’ve caught your death of cold at this time of year...!!

The joys of central heating

I love the heat and have thermostat at 30

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By *oserMan over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull the single working mum card

Can't afford to lose a few days pay :-/

Well now I feel like a b*ll*cks... Didn’t think of that - sorry if you feel I was making light of it..

I was only teasing lol

You’ll not be teasing so bloody much when the man flu hits you properly...!! Lol

AH don't I was plagued with it last winter, I actually thought I had built up a resistance this year lol

How the hell are you gonna build up resistance when you are half naked at home all the time...??! Lol

I mean, the red ribbon packaging you’re wearing is jaw dropping, but it’s no wonder you’ve caught your death of cold at this time of year...!!

The joys of central heating

I love the heat and have thermostat at 30

Wahoo.... true to your word the goods are now unwrapped

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By *verage Joe BlackMan over a year ago

Border Area

How the hell are you gonna build up resistance when you are half naked at home all the time...??! Lol

I mean, the red ribbon packaging you’re wearing is jaw dropping, but it’s no wonder you’ve caught your death of cold at this time of year...!!

The joys of central heating

I love the heat and have thermostat at 30

Well: if 30 has you walking round home in your sexy underwear and assorted lingerie, let’s get it cranked up to 35 and see where that leaves you

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