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The Perfect Vagina.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. |
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"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God."
I suppose it’s the very same about a penis for the ladies. |
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers." the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks "
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten |
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten " it's number one if your honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The perfect vagina is one that hasn't had more pricks then a dartboard and feels like you just entered the Bermuda triangle "
Maybe I could word that a bit differently, what your saying is, its important for you how many other men it associates with |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest "
So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God." One that can give and take. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest
So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on? "
Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take."
Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take.
Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock " Well if I had one of each like you suggested I would never need a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The vagina is like a van gogh painting. Up close it may not be so attractive, to some. You need to step back to admire the vagina in all its beauty so guys the question is, what makes the perfect vagina?
Ladies please don't feel like your lady-hole isn't good enough. There are many factors that go into a great hoo-ha and all are not created equally, thank God. One that can give and take.
Are you getting your vagina mixed up with your cock Well if I had one of each like you suggested I would never need a woman."
Id say a toothless one is the way to go for you santa claws |
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Well ducks have really interestingly shaped vaginas, helps with selecting the ideal male and strengthening the next generation with better genes
Similarly dolphins have an extremely musclely vagina that also help to stop unwanted males from passing on their genes
Now while those are both pretty handy traits for a vagina to have, I'm not quite sure they're "perfect".....maybe a kangaroos? They have three vaginas and don't people say "the more the merrier"?
Wait have I missed the point here |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest
So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on?
Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts "
lol, it has yet to be invented but it nearly made me squirt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Surely we can do better than this lads, if I asked ye what the perfect handshake was, id get more revealing answers.the perfect vagina is extremely tight. simple as that. some look better then others but same can be said with cocks
I think tight is definitely up there, on the top ten it's number one if your honest
So Grand Canyon and it takes you a long time to cum and make the lady happy isn't on?
Your on to something there hunter, one that orgasms after 10 thrusts
lol, it has yet to be invented but it nearly made me squirt "
Extra gushing action is good too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well ducks have really interestingly shaped vaginas, helps with selecting the ideal male and strengthening the next generation with better genes
Similarly dolphins have an extremely musclely vagina that also help to stop unwanted males from passing on their genes
Now while those are both pretty handy traits for a vagina to have, I'm not quite sure they're "perfect".....maybe a kangaroos? They have three vaginas and don't people say "the more the merrier"?
Wait have I missed the point here "
Check out the male ducks, corkscrew penises, with spines |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Extremely wet and gushing cum preferably
Wetness has to be up there
Sorry to be a pain and interfere here again, wet and tight is in this case a contradiction. "
OK, then, squeezing ability |
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"Vagina is quite possible the ugliest and least sexy words in the english language. I want to fuck or lick my vagina....guaranteed cock softening words there....for me anyway"
Lol i want you to fuck or lick my vagina that should say lol |
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"Vagina is quite possible the ugliest and least sexy words in the english language. I want to fuck or lick my vagina....guaranteed cock softening words there....for me anyway
Lol i want you to fuck or lick my vagina that should say lol"
It still doesn't sound quite right for some reason |
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