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FAB: A NEWBIES USER'S GUIDE...
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
For those new to swinging, would like to welcome you with a "USER'S MANUAL" to help you take the big step into the wonderful world that is Fab  ...
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1. Firstly "Pegging" is not like being "tagged" on Facebook... especially if you're a guy intending to walk the next day  
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2. MMF is NOT the same as MFM... unless you're a bloke into sword play all night long
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3. Cuck-olding is not about asking a woman's middle aged hubby to go fix you a sandwich because you're peckish while banging her
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4. "420 friendly" does not necessarily make you a mathematician nor a numerologist 
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5. "Vanilla" has nothing to do with bringing her to Teddy's for an ice-cream... although that's kinda romantic
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6. A "bull" or "unicorn" doesn't involve 2 people dressing up in an animal costume  However, "Bear back" does involve two people
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7. A "soft swap" or "full swap" is not about trading Star Wars playing cards...
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8. You don't need a Super-Soaker to get a woman wet but ...if she's a "squirter", best stick on goggles and snorkle with a few fresh towels on the bed
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9. "DP" does not mean "display picture"... but can make a great profile picture here on Fab all the same. "Just say "cheese" guys!"
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10. "Top or bottom?" doesn't refer to which bunk bed you'd like for the night  
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So glad this has set you straight on the fun Fab road ahead...
Enjoy!  |
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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago
City Centre |
"For those new to swinging, would like to welcome you with a "USER'S MANUAL" to help you take the big step into the wonderful world that is Fab ...
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1. Firstly "Pegging" is not like being "tagged" on Facebook... especially if you're a guy intending to walk the next day
.
2. MMF is NOT the same as MFM... unless you're a bloke into sword play all night long
.
3. Cuck-olding is not about asking a woman's middle aged hubby to go fix you a sandwich because you're peckish while banging her
.
4. "420 friendly" does not necessarily make you a mathematician nor a numerologist
.
5. "Vanilla" has nothing to do with bringing her to Teddy's for an ice-cream... although that's kinda romantic
.
6. A "bull" or "unicorn" doesn't involve 2 people dressing up in an animal costume However, "Bear back" does involve two people
.
7. A "soft swap" or "full swap" is not about trading Star Wars playing cards...
.
8. You don't need a Super-Soaker to get a woman wet but ...if she's a "squirter", best stick on goggles and snorkle with a few fresh towels on the bed
.
9. "DP" does not mean "display picture"... but can make a great profile picture here on Fab all the same. "Just say "cheese" guys!"
.
10. "Top or bottom?" doesn't refer to which bunk bed you'd like for the night
.
So glad this has set you straight on the fun Fab road ahead...
Enjoy! "
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Brilliant OP 
Can't believe so many are oblivious to what 420 friendly means  "
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Thanks J.D, as long as someone reads it then looks into what the terms really mean, they know what they might be getting themselves into making Fab life run better for everyone |
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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago
Loughlinstown |
"Fook that mfm and mmf bollox, i search on pornhub for mmf porn and it brings up two straight guys and a girl, thats good enough for me"
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Ha! Ha! Will you break the news to Pornhub or shall I?? |
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