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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets 
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief "
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least 
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage! |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!"
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil "
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other |
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"Not really the sexiest but waking up in a strange place the morning after a very wild night. Called out, "Where am I?".
"In Jen's bed" she replied.
Still makes me smile.
Hi Jen if you're here!
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Brilliant! That's a friendly woman. She's avoided you waking up trying to remember her name. She deserves a high 5 and a tongue breakfast  |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other "
Yes you become feckin human Velcro.  |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Jesus you sexy beast of a man .... 
I'm sending you to Specsavers as a New Year treat  "
I told ya I'm blind as a bat  |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other "
Lmao although shower can be fun |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun "
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game "
And now I'm ROFL thinking about the explanation to the nurse in A&E |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game
And now I'm ROFL thinking about the explanation to the nurse in A&E "
Ha don't worry we've seen much worse |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game
And now I'm ROFL thinking about the explanation to the nurse in A&E
Ha don't worry we've seen much worse "
Why is it that a woman who's seen it all is such a challenge? Your mind just races to come up with stuff she hasn't seen and you usually come up zeros!
A coffee with an A&E person must be like a conversation with an airline pilot about near misses!
You kinda want to have been there but then again, maybe not |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game
And now I'm ROFL thinking about the explanation to the nurse in A&E
Ha don't worry we've seen much worse
Why is it that a woman who's seen it all is such a challenge? Your mind just races to come up with stuff she hasn't seen and you usually come up zeros!
A coffee with an A&E person must be like a conversation with an airline pilot about near misses!
You kinda want to have been there but then again, maybe not "
Trust me it would put you off your coffee |
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Memory fades but I do remember a night in London ,after copious beers and then 2pts of JD n , with a Galway girl where we basically went through the Kama Sutra until the sun came up.
7 times that night! (Many years ago, before anyone thinks I'm still the same)
Another memorable night involved the first night I met a lady which turned out to be a 5yr relationship, where I used almost a litre of sunflower oil giving said lady a massage and slip sliding all over each other, without any penetrative sex, though we were both smiling in the morning |
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"Got off it.
Changed the sheets
Fell off it due to over extending a brief effort.
Lmao only brief
Yeah, that's my style
It is if I fall off at least
Baby oil makes it a bitch to hang on
I need to restrict my emoji usage!
Lmao your loving your emojo' s and I take it you've calmed down with the baby oil
Oh yes, I'm a water based lube man for life now. Durex reckon you can massage with it but they don't warn you'll need a shower shortly after to unstick yourself from each other
Lmao although shower can be fun
Agree but washing off lube in shower, after being fully coated, can lead to small pointy things like bones sticking out of legs after slipping in lube shower
Still, I'm game
And now I'm ROFL thinking about the explanation to the nurse in A&E
Ha don't worry we've seen much worse
Why is it that a woman who's seen it all is such a challenge? Your mind just races to come up with stuff she hasn't seen and you usually come up zeros!
A coffee with an A&E person must be like a conversation with an airline pilot about near misses!
You kinda want to have been there but then again, maybe not
Trust me it would put you off your coffee "
I'm guessing that I wouldn't want cream in my coffee |
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Had my lover walk in the room spread eagle masturbating and looking him dead in the eyes. Basque, stockings, suspenders and heels on. I told him to sit beside me and watch and he began to start stroking himself. We kept eye contact the whole time and after what seemed like half an hour we both couldn't help it and we had THE BEST sex - it was and still is my go to memory when I'm having a play!! |
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Maybe more romantic than sexy but a bit naughty too. On a Valentine's night covered bed in rose petals heart lights on each wall of room. Soft music playing, ties are tied to head and foot of bed massage oil warmed and blindfolded into room with candles lit and incense burning. |
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I've met a couple who both sucked me then she rimmed his ass And took my cock and guided me into her partner then as I'm fucking him she rimmed my ass . It was so fucking kinky . Then as I was about to cum she kissed him and told me to cum on there face as they kissed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Like when a woman uses my cock to make herself cum by rubbing it against her clit. Feel her pussy dripping all over my cock then bj to taste her own juices on my cock. Always found that hot... |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Like when a woman uses my cock to make herself cum by rubbing it against her clit. Feel her pussy dripping all over my cock then bj to taste her own juices on my cock. Always found that hot..."
Meh |
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"Like when a woman uses my cock to make herself cum by rubbing it against her clit. Feel her pussy dripping all over my cock then bj to taste her own juices on my cock. Always found that hot...
Meh "
Suppose you just slap them about the face with it Yos |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Like when a woman uses my cock to make herself cum by rubbing it against her clit. Feel her pussy dripping all over my cock then bj to taste her own juices on my cock. Always found that hot...
Meh
Suppose you just slap them about the face with it Yos "
I do try Geordie, once I've made sure their teeth are in the glass |
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"Like when a woman uses my cock to make herself cum by rubbing it against her clit. Feel her pussy dripping all over my cock then bj to taste her own juices on my cock. Always found that hot...
Meh
Suppose you just slap them about the face with it Yos
I do try Geordie, once I've made sure their teeth are in the glass "
Thankfully mine are still intact |
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Arranged to met a single man for daytime meet when hubby was at work. Then took pics and sent them to them. Also rang him to tell him what we were doing. He couldn't leave work. The sex when he got home was mind blowing. |
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