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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bloody hell guy says hello 15 minutes ago then I get member has left the site. I never even got to say hello. He could of been the one !! Am I that bad?? Did I scare him off ??  |
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"Bloody hell guy says hello 15 minutes ago then I get member has left the site. I never even got to say hello. He could of been the one !! Am I that bad?? Did I scare him off ?? "
Maybe he's gone back to Outer Space  |
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He was obviously overwhelmed by your magical self and unrivalled beauty , so couldn’t face the thought of rejection or no response to his message . So he thought it best to just disappeared in a puff of smoke , and in that way leave a lasting impression on you psyche ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He was obviously overwhelmed by your magical self and unrivalled beauty , so couldn’t face the thought of rejection or no response to his message . So he thought it best to just disappeared in a puff of smoke , and in that way leave a lasting impression on you psyche ! "
Naaaaah....she scared him away...lol |
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"Bloody hell guy says hello 15 minutes ago then I get member has left the site. I never even got to say hello. He could of been the one !! Am I that bad?? Did I scare him off ?? "
Maybe he is a magician and then he disapeared lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously overwhelmed by your magical self and unrivalled beauty , so couldn’t face the thought of rejection or no response to his message . So he thought it best to just disappeared in a puff of smoke , and in that way leave a lasting impression on you psyche ! "
This is what happened |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He was obviously overwhelmed by your magical self and unrivalled beauty , so couldn’t face the thought of rejection or no response to his message . So he thought it best to just disappeared in a puff of smoke , and in that way leave a lasting impression on you psyche !
Naaaaah....she scared him away...lol"
I told him I wanted it up the bum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He was after your sexy bum lol
But seriously I know you're very upset but give it 2 minutes and you'll have 10 more messages to take his place "
Laura I did get over it |
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"Maybe he doesn’t like butter? 
He still can't believe it's not butter "
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste "
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth  |
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"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth "
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"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth
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You're not meant to eat it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth
You're not meant to eat it "
Ahhh I thought I could spread it on like my toast |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
where the wild roses grow |
"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth
You're not meant to eat it
Ahhh I thought I could spread it on my bullethole "
Add some peanut butter instead  |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Maybe he doesn’t like butter?
He still can't believe it's not butter
Use Flora Buttery. The mix of oil and butter will mean that the butter won't burn from the heat and leave a nasty aftertaste
Ok a little bit of vomit came into my mouth
You're not meant to eat it
Ahhh I thought I could spread it on my bullethole
Add some peanut butter instead "
Doggies love peanut butter! 
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