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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats is the best your mama jokes you know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma so fat, she sat beside the whole school!

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By *arry and AnnCouple over a year ago

Louth

Your mamma so fat she stood on the scales and "one at a time" came up!!

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By *aythekiddMan over a year ago

Carlow

Yo mamma is so fat when she cut her leg shaving....gravy came out

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By *ohnandGemCouple over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

Yo mamma so fat every time she turns round it's her birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma so fat I took a photo of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma so fat, when she wears her yellow coat everyone yells ‘TAXI*

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Your momma so naassssty, I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

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By *aid backMan over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Your mommas so fat her blood type is ragu

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By *ombikerMan over a year ago

the right side of the river

Your mommma so Durrrrty, I had to put on gloves just to wave at her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mammas so fat no matter were she sits in the room I always sitting beside her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your moma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is just around the corner she ran around the corner looking for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty list for the lot of ye !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Naughty list for the lot of ye !!!"

Were I belong

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By *odernLoveDublinMan over a year ago

dublin

You Mamas so fat I swerved my car to avoid her and ran out of petrol

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By *K430Man over a year ago

Tipperary

Yo mommas so ugly even the tide wouldn't take her out

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