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Reasons The Poster Above Got Arrested..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...for taking indecent photos of Kim Jong-un’s behind....
 ... for giving Kim Jong-un "that hair cut " I'd do worse than lock someone up if they gave me a clip like that...  "
For brandishing clippers dangerously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For not being able to “ keep it up “ ! ... for whipping taxi drivers and shouting "giddy up "
For having killer calves "
For not wearing a seatbelt riding his tractor  |
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"For not being able to “ keep it up “ ! ... for whipping taxi drivers and shouting "giddy up "
For having killer calves
For not wearing a seatbelt riding his tractor "
For sticking his cock in Donald trumps mouth ! Yuck |
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By *kmanMan
over a year ago
Letterkenny |
"For not being able to “ keep it up “ ! ... for whipping taxi drivers and shouting "giddy up "
For having killer calves
For not wearing a seatbelt riding his tractor
For sticking his cock in Donald trumps mouth ! Yuck "
For stealing a pony and hidding there profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For not being able to “ keep it up “ ! ... for whipping taxi drivers and shouting "giddy up " for whipping it out in public places... "
For turning his back on the admiring crowd |
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"For having the coolest T-shirt ever
For posing as a bitch when clearly she was faking it
For defamation of Pretty Bitch 
For trying to touch up Brian Johnson in concert. "
For killing a lady by introducing bubbles into her juices, which went straight to her heart and BANG!
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"For wearing such a long towel ... get it off ...
But but then id be arested for having a cock pic on my profile. I wouldnt do well in preson....
Not enough ladys."
For having a picture of a farmyard animal on his profile. |
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"Openly declaring looking for a partner in crime.
Stand Up Pissing in the toilet with the seat down!!
For pinching Arlene Foster's nipple
For Pinching Corbyns's Jocks!!!"
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For wearing a pink boa that you handmade from the endangered Bornean orangutan you shot last week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't care why as long as I get to put the cuffs on 
Anyone who says their on a s expedition should be put in cuffs"
.... for raiding my underwear drawer .... |
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"Don't care why as long as I get to put the cuffs on
Anyone who says their on a s expedition should be put in cuffs.... for raiding my underwear drawer .... "
for robbing handcuffs to get tied to the bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For not following his names instructions and forgetting to wrap his willy
For hurting the bunny 
For being caught having naughty car fun. Lol  "
For joining in |
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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago
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"For not following his names instructions and forgetting to wrap his willy
For hurting the bunny
For being caught having naughty car fun. Lol
For joining in "
For bending into the Dogging car, and showing off her Hot Taco.
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"For writing off the dogging car when he rear ended Sally 
Would love to rear end Sally, and more.....
You got arrested at the scene of the crash, for exposing A Weapon of Mass Erection.)"
For choking on fur balls |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"For writing off the dogging car when he rear ended Sally
Would love to rear end Sally, and more.....
You got arrested at the scene of the crash, for exposing A Weapon of Mass Erection.)
For choking on fur balls "
For dipping your cock in the holy water font |
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"For writing off the dogging car when he rear ended Sally
Would love to rear end Sally, and more.....
You got arrested at the scene of the crash, for exposing A Weapon of Mass Erection.)
For choking on fur balls
For dipping your cock in the holy water font"
It was in need of defrosting |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"For writing off the dogging car when he rear ended Sally
Would love to rear end Sally, and more.....
You got arrested at the scene of the crash, for exposing A Weapon of Mass Erection.)
For choking on fur balls
For dipping your cock in the holy water font
It was in need of defrosting "
The font or your cock |
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"For writing off the dogging car when he rear ended Sally
Would love to rear end Sally, and more.....
You got arrested at the scene of the crash, for exposing A Weapon of Mass Erection.)
For choking on fur balls
For dipping your cock in the holy water font
It was in need of defrosting
The font or your cock"
I read that wrong and spat my beer
Definitely my cock. Why don't men's fleeces go below the waist?
Anyway, sorry for hijacking. Next poster, please respond to Les Bohemes and not me |
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