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By *rishWarrior22 OP Man over a year ago

city

Nearly everyone hates a Mondays so let's get people laughing and see who's got the funniest "one liners"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'"

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"Nearly everyone hates a Mondays so let's get people laughing and see who's got the funniest "one liners"

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'""

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I am who I am because you are who you are then I am not who I am and you are not who you are

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

There is no "i" in Denial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right

"

I plan on being immortal. So far so good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night: day.

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By *indalaceTV/TS over a year ago

Derry

2 blondes walked into a bar....you'd have thought one of them would have seen it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing beside your girlfriend, saying her hair smells nice

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By *rishWarrior22 OP Man over a year ago

city

Best one yet haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would prefer if you're gonna say something, say nothing!

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By *ndrew1972Man over a year ago

Roscrea

Two elephants fell off a cliff...

Boom boom...

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I've just written a song about tortillas....actually...it’s more of a rap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a male teabag

A hebrew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate lollypop ladies.... They always make me cross

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By *orethanenough73Man over a year ago

City centre

Better to keep your mouth shut & let people think your daft, than open it & let them know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two elephants fell off a cliff...

Boom boom..."

Giggle

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I said to the butcher "I'll bet you a tenner you can't reach the beef on the top shelf without standing up on something". He said "no, the steaks are too high".

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By *orethanenough73Man over a year ago

City centre

What did the paratrooper cow shout?

Geronimoo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are hippopotamus's just really really cool opotamus's?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"What did the paratrooper cow shout?

Geronimoo!

"

If Geronimo did a parachute jump would he have just shouted "meeeeeeeeeeeee..."?

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By *rishWarrior22 OP Man over a year ago

city

What do you call a Garda in a tree??...... Special branch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love food...

I eat nothing else.

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By *ustin-SiderMan over a year ago

Belfast

What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! Underlay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avoid arguments over the toilet seat, use the sink

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By *ailburkeMan over a year ago

near you

Why do dogs lick their balls

Because they can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good bar is like a good woman.. liquor in the front and poker in the back..

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By *obby931000Man over a year ago

new york city

My thought of the day, can someone please answer how a hedgehog has sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF. ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THAT IM SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET. PLEASE HELP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a man sitting on your doorstep

Mat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the China man whose wife died

He went back to wan king

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the difference between a man and a pig? A pig doesnt turn into a man with a few drinks taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Them hermaphrodites can go fuck themselves

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By *otstuffkerry1Couple over a year ago

tralee

my wife begged me to stop singing Oasis songs ....i said maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you can’t wait to Christmas time to get loads of stuffing

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