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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know being on fab there's lots to read on many different varied profiles some go to great lengths an other no lengths at all. Maybe it's just me but there's bits an pieces that pop up now an again that give me a little chuckle. Lads referring to how sound another lad is after they've banged their misses always does it for me. Are there any funny little things people say on profiles that can get a chuckle from other fab folks???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There must have been a Fás course on fab reviews when the recession kicked in a few years ago to keep people busy and off the dole cause all the reviews seem to be the same. "he's an absolute gentleman, ladies don't miss out" "if you're lucky enough to meet her treat her with respect" blah blah blah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great comments so far!
One of my favourites is ‘a rare find on Fab’. How the fuck does anyone come to that conclusion without basically having met every single member of the site? |
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I love the way the review starts with the meet, then move to the room and then "but I'm a gentleman so we'll keep the rest between us" which is often followed within one sentence with something like "squirts like a fountain, sucks cock like a golfball through a hose, took all I could give and loves it up the ass"
Yeah yer a gentleman alright  |
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By *.ledgeMan
over a year ago
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Cracking myself up laughing..so funny...but all so true. Met a women describing herself as athletic..she couldnt fit into any chair I offered at the stags head head. Fuck it there all to out out dated I said....about the chairs. |
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"Cracking myself up laughing..so funny...but all so true. Met a women describing herself as athletic..she couldnt fit into any chair I offered at the stags head head. Fuck it there all to out out dated I said....about the chairs. "
Ah but she could have been athletic when horizontal!
Reminds me of that scene in Gregory's Girl where they're dancing, lying down under a tree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love the way the review starts with the meet, then move to the room and then "but I'm a gentleman so we'll keep the rest between us" which is often followed within one sentence with something like "squirts like a fountain, sucks cock like a golfball through a hose, took all I could give and loves it up the ass"
Yeah yer a gentleman alright "
These ones are always a classic, I'm not gonna say to much.... Proceeds to go into very graffic details on how he left the poor women in a heap in her great uncle Peters bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in .."
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that "
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand "
I want to meet those women!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cracking myself up laughing..so funny...but all so true. Met a women describing herself as athletic..she couldnt fit into any chair I offered at the stags head head. Fuck it there all to out out dated I said....about the chairs. "
Weak laughing here
I myself have experienced that on fab, rugby athletic covers a multitude.
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand "
I guess the reward is a cheap garage cardboard cup coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand "
Literally in tears here |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
I guess the reward is a cheap garage cardboard cup coffee. "
I'd be perfectly happy with the blow job. Coffee would be a bonus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve had a few reviews that made my toes curl from the cringiness of what was written . Just shows you how perspectives differ , a fab lady friend of mine had what she thought was a fantastic meet with a guy and she confessed to me that sparks flew and she was hoping he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend ..... that is until he sent her the obligatory verification which stated something like this ..... met this absolute dirty slut and fucked her in every hole can’t wait to introduce her to my bang buddies for use as a cum rag  . Needless to say she didn’t display it and was heartbroken for a while after . |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
I guess the reward is a cheap garage cardboard cup coffee.
I'd be perfectly happy with the blow job. Coffee would be a bonus. "
When it's that cold outside I think it's only fair that you get something warm into you too.... |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
I guess the reward is a cheap garage cardboard cup coffee.
I'd be perfectly happy with the blow job. Coffee would be a bonus.
When it's that cold outside I think it's only fair that you get something warm into you too...."
Wow, what a gal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had a few reviews that made my toes curl from the cringiness of what was written . Just shows you how perspectives differ , a fab lady friend of mine had what she thought was a fantastic meet with a guy and she confessed to me that sparks flew and she was hoping he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend ..... that is until he sent her the obligatory verification which stated something like this ..... met this absolute dirty slut and fucked her in every hole can’t wait to introduce her to my bang buddies for use as a cum rag . Needless to say she didn’t display it and was heartbroken for a while after . "
I'm lost for words |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve had a few reviews that made my toes curl from the cringiness of what was written . Just shows you how perspectives differ , a fab lady friend of mine had what she thought was a fantastic meet with a guy and she confessed to me that sparks flew and she was hoping he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend ..... that is until he sent her the obligatory verification which stated something like this ..... met this absolute dirty slut and fucked her in every hole can’t wait to introduce her to my bang buddies for use as a cum rag . Needless to say she didn’t display it and was heartbroken for a while after .
I'm lost for words "
Jaysus he's a way with words that fella |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand "
Before he whips it out I gather. |
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"Cracking myself up laughing..so funny...but all so true. Met a women describing herself as athletic..she couldnt fit into any chair I offered at the stags head head. Fuck it there all to out out dated I said....about the chairs. "
Did you take the meet any further?? |
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"I’ve had a few reviews that made my toes curl from the cringiness of what was written . Just shows you how perspectives differ , a fab lady friend of mine had what she thought was a fantastic meet with a guy and she confessed to me that sparks flew and she was hoping he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend ..... that is until he sent her the obligatory verification which stated something like this ..... met this absolute dirty slut and fucked her in every hole can’t wait to introduce her to my bang buddies for use as a cum rag . Needless to say she didn’t display it and was heartbroken for a while after . "
Who said romance is dead.
Classy guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had a few reviews that made my toes curl from the cringiness of what was written . Just shows you how perspectives differ , a fab lady friend of mine had what she thought was a fantastic meet with a guy and she confessed to me that sparks flew and she was hoping he was going to ask her to be his girlfriend ..... that is until he sent her the obligatory verification which stated something like this ..... met this absolute dirty slut and fucked her in every hole can’t wait to introduce her to my bang buddies for use as a cum rag . Needless to say she didn’t display it and was heartbroken for a while after . "
Christ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
Before he whips it out I gather. "
Well I'd shake something 
That clutty story ffs that's horrific |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
Before he whips it out I gather.
Well I'd shake something
That clutty story ffs that's horrific"
Happened to me had a car meet.. chatting away he stated to open his trousers i said what are you doing he said will suck me off i replied fuck off, got out of the car bloody cheek..
Bad enough he turned up in dirty clothes and smell of b.o  |
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My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy" 
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
Before he whips it out I gather.
Well I'd shake something
That clutty story ffs that's horrific
Happened to me had a car meet.. chatting away he stated to open his trousers i said what are you doing he said will suck me off i replied fuck off, got out of the car bloody cheek..
Bad enough he turned up in dirty clothes and smell of b.o "
 sorry to heard that...
But I wouldn't ever do car meet as a first meet!!! Too many crazy people out there, we need to be more careful!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy"
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...) "
Haha a coffee meet with me can be all that!!! |
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"My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy"
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...)
Haha a coffee meet with me can be all that!!! "
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Is that with or without me ordering a cappuccino and slice of banofee then? |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
Before he whips it out I gather.
Well I'd shake something
That clutty story ffs that's horrific
Happened to me had a car meet.. chatting away he stated to open his trousers i said what are you doing he said will suck me off i replied fuck off, got out of the car bloody cheek..
Bad enough he turned up in dirty clothes and smell of b.o "
I hope it was his car this happened in? If you had got out of your own it might have been a bit awkward.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in ..
Now there might be one or two headcases that could try pull something like that
I've heard reports of coffee meets in cars where the man has whipped the lad out and asked for a blow job with no warm up.
I want to shake those men by the hand
Before he whips it out I gather.
Well I'd shake something
That clutty story ffs that's horrific
Happened to me had a car meet.. chatting away he stated to open his trousers i said what are you doing he said will suck me off i replied fuck off, got out of the car bloody cheek..
Bad enough he turned up in dirty clothes and smell of b.o
I hope it was his car this happened in? If you had got out of your own it might have been a bit awkward. "
Lol yep was his car i dont drive.. so would have been more awkward if he got out,i had a grand stroll home
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy"
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...)
Haha a coffee meet with me can be all that!!! "
Mine is a latte thanks  |
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"Its the "treat with respect and you'll reap the benefits" that gets me .. like a guy is gonna walk in and say right ya tart bend over till i stick it in .."
With some of the messages I’ve received as what they want o do I’m not so sure they wouldn’t say that  |
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"My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy"
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...)
Haha a coffee meet with me can be all that!!!
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Is that with or without me ordering a cappuccino and slice of banofee then?"
With out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My favourite reviews are when they describe the encounter as "amazing... cheeky... hot... steamy"
...and usually all it was was a bloody coffee meet!
(It's like reviewing a film based on the film trailer. Seriously...)
Haha a coffee meet with me can be all that!!!
Mine is a latte thanks "
Extra hot please |
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"Not so much reviews and statuses, guys putting up looking for a meet today no weirdos , always gives me a giggle. Do weirdos really know they are weirdos "
You seem oblivious to it anyway |
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"Not so much reviews and statuses, guys putting up looking for a meet today no weirdos , always gives me a giggle. Do weirdos really know they are weirdos
You seem oblivious to it anyway "
I know my weirdness we are good friends |
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