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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Give me your best ones..

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan over a year ago

Tipperary

dog with 2 dicks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Priest in a playground

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Priest in a playground

Wrong on so many levels but funny

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By *obby931000Man over a year ago

new york city

Priest in a Clown suit

A nun doing squats in a cucumber field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As Jimmy Saville is a morgue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nun on her 20th anniversary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lesbian in a fish factory

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By *obby931000Man over a year ago

new york city

"Lesbian in a fish factory

I thought it was a blind man in a fish factory ?

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

As horny as a bag of cocks....what ever that means

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By *onbonsnaxMan over a year ago

dublin

as a blind lesbian in a fish shop

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By *addy0Man over a year ago

carlow town

As a ram

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a lorry load of cocks

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By *hadowcookieCouple over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Priest in a playground

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... Haha.. Love it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blind lesbian in a fish mongers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A viking helmet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a panty sniffer with a big nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

as I always am.

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By *eral SexMan over a year ago

Port Talbot

As horny as a goats cheese log in the fridge with the Emmenthal.

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By *ohndunboyneMan over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

As horny as a guy in the Banana Bar in Amsterdam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blind lesbian in a fish mongers.

I just spat out my tea hahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a dog in heat..

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

As a bag of horny things with horns on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blind lesbian in a fish mongers.

I just spat out my tea hahahahahahahahahaha "

I thought it was a cracker the first time I heard it too. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Horny as badger

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By *ebelickerMan over a year ago

Cork

priest at a playground.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Unfortunately this doesn't really fit the "as horny as.." thing but it's always been my favourite analogy...

Jaysus, I've a horn on me that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As fuck right now

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"As fuck right now

I'm on the way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A nun on her 20th anniversary "

Lights out at 10, candles out at 10.30

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nun doing squats in a cucumber field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As Jimmy Saville when he fixed it for a child to milk a cow blindfold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As horny as Michael Hutchence in the wardrobe section of ikea.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"As Jimmy Saville when he fixed it for a child to milk a cow blindfold. "

...and the cow turned out to have only one tit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As fuck right now

I'm on the way!

Still waiting M!!!!

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By *addubMan over a year ago

dublin. 12

A stem on a rose bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m as horny as hedgehogs rave

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