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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"My best recent one was....
I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer . "
I’d say you were tempted though...
We get that too!
Our usual reply would be “Since you’re such a smooth talking bastard we’ll take it!”   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never got one on fab and don't use them. I try to send a message to the person, not some copy and paste idea.
Although that doesn't seem to be working either, so what do I know? |
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"My best recent one was....
I want to stick it in you. Very romantic and I very nearly too up the offer .
I’d say you were tempted though...
We get that too!
Our usual reply would be “Since you’re such a smooth talking bastard we’ll take it!” "
Very tempted. Had my coat in my hand ready to go. |
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""I'm in your area" 
Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...
I'm in your arse.
Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!
So I've heard. "
Just to clarify... That's me in your arse rather than the other way round |
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""I'm in your area"
Specsavers for me... on first glance I read that as...
I'm in your arse.
Ooooh Mikey would LOVE that!
So I've heard.
Just to clarify... That's me in your arse rather than the other way round "
Oh just bend over and take it like a man.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a message from a guy from carlow i'm fucking my sister in law getting bored with her would you like to take over... i never replied i really should have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Obvs ones are
"Wow really like your profile and sexy pics would you like to meet let's chat offline kik fabuserxx or snap"
and then disappears off the site after three days... |
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OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,
was with 2 clients who happened to be a couple, no sooner had we obtained our drinks and withdrawn from the bar did a local (who'd evidently been present a while) came straight up to the woman and said "I know your surname"
"pardon"
"I know your surname"
"You don't "
"I do"
"What is it then"
"its Jacobs"
"no its not"
"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!" |
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"OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,
was with 2 clients who happened to be a couple, no sooner had we obtained our drinks and withdrawn from the bar did a local (who'd evidently been present a while) came straight up to the woman and said "I know your surname"
"pardon"
"I know your surname"
"You don't "
"I do"
"What is it then"
"its Jacobs"
"no its not"
"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!""
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK not strickly an on line chat up line but Witnessed this being done in a bar in Killarney just a few weekends back,
was with 2 clients who happened to be a couple, no sooner had we obtained our drinks and withdrawn from the bar did a local (who'd evidently been present a while) came straight up to the woman and said "I know your surname"
"pardon"
"I know your surname"
"You don't "
"I do"
"What is it then"
"its Jacobs"
"no its not"
"ITS GOTTA BE JACOBS COZ YOU'RE A REAL CRACKER !!!!""
I read a similar one recently, approach a girl in the bar and say "can you hold this I'm going outside to have a kiss" and when she extends her hand put your hand in hers  |
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My most successful ever was as follows...
busy venue
just been to the toilets,
as came out and headed back across bar, a blonde was heading towards me and the toilets, we caught each others eye, and held the gaze as passed each other, as we did I said "where's your man" she said "hav'nt got one, where's your woman"
"hav'nt got one, I'll see you in 5 mins when you come out"
AHH memories... |
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"My most successful ever was as follows...
busy venue
just been to the toilets,
as came out and headed back across bar, a blonde was heading towards me and the toilets, we caught each others eye, and held the gaze as passed each other, as we did I said "where's your man" she said "hav'nt got one, where's your woman"
"hav'nt got one, I'll see you in 5 mins when you come out"
AHH memories..."
So she was gay? Feck that, and it was all going so well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Want to fuck.
2. Can I see your photos.
3. Want to suck your balls.
4. Near by.
5. I'm 10 mins away.
6. Come to me.
7. Want you to Cum in my ass please!
WTF like!!   |
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"1. Want to fuck.
2. Can I see your photos.
3. Want to suck your balls.
4. Near by.
5. I'm 10 mins away.
6. Come to me.
7. Want you to Cum in my ass please!
WTF like!! "
You obviously attract the sapiophiles. I could write each one of those using half the number of words! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..
Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right  |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..
Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right "
Fair play to him for thinking outside the box. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..
Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right
Fair play to him for thinking outside the box."
And for thinking inside hers! |
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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Was going to put up this question on thread but i never done it before..
Got a message from a 43yr old man this morning said he is a virgin which is no problem spoke to a few friends here.. they seem to think he is having me on..are they right
Fair play to him for thinking outside the box.
And for thinking inside hers! "
Aye, in more ways than one. |
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