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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets see how many types of swingers we can come up with and create names ( just for fun).
One that most may be familiar with:
The Ice Queen.
Has no problems letting other women touch and lick her. But as soon as she iz asked to let her hands wander below her breasts she is grossed out.
Can you recall the different characters and roles they play, on the swinging scene? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I thought I might end up playing with myself 
The towel shark:
A (typically) single male who goes to the clubs, stands around in his towel and walks around wanking off while standing over anyone that he can get close enough to watch having sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lets see how many types of swingers we can come up with and create names ( just for fun).
One that most may be familiar with:
The Ice Queen.
Has no problems letting other women touch and lick her. But as soon as she iz asked to let her hands wander below her breasts she is grossed out.
Can you recall the different characters and roles they play, on the swinging scene?"
Often referred to as a pillow princess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought I might end up playing with myself
The towel shark:
A (typically) single male who goes to the clubs, stands around in his towel and walks around wanking off while standing over anyone that he can get close enough to watch having sex. "
That's just a wanker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yayyy..someone's playing with me
The everyone look at us King and Queen of Swing
Only interested in everyone knowing who they are, and have all the gossip about who is who, look at us we will be there..
If anyone can identify with the roles say hi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Victoria's Secret model
She looks immaculate in her beautiful lingerie, but she's only really there to be admired, not to be touched. "
Precious |
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over a year ago
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The silent partner:
The female of a controlling husband in the lifestyle. He lays down the rules and picks the partners, she goes along with it because it does offer her a chance to have fulfilling sex once in a while. She doesn't open up until he's in another room. Then shes an animal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Double Dipper
The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Double Dipper
The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?
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If you keep encouraging me, were going to get blacklisted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Double Dipper
The guy who gets himself all safetied up with a condom, yet doesn't feel the need to change between women. As long as he's safe, it doesn't really matter, he's playing safe isn't he?
If you keep encouraging me, were going to get blacklisted "
Go on, go on, go on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell "
pmsl.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Beauty and the Beast...Nah.. I wont go there, we're all beautiful
The sleepers:
They seem nice and normal, and your thinking this is going to turn out well. Then you find out there bat shit crazy. They tell you about her stint as a prostitute. Or that they were on the verge of a divorce until they started swinging |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell "
Brilliant!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell
Brilliant! "
Obviously these people are all figments of my imagination and are not intended to bear any similarity to any swingers anywhere, living or dead  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell
Brilliant!
Obviously these people are all figments of my imagination and are not intended to bear any similarity to any swingers anywhere, living or dead "
Yep me too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him  "
Aha,, are these to be found in the 20-30 group, the avocado on toast brigade, high in protein, loveess the adrenalin rush.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him
Where do i find one of those? "
Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him
Where do i find one of those?
Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade "
Nooooo
I want a Jedi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him
Where do i find one of those?
Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade
Nooooo
I want a Jedi "
feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him
Where do i find one of those?
Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade
Nooooo
I want a Jedi
feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt "
You should have eaten more avocado on toast in your twenties.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Jedi, incredible swords skills, high endurance and the force his always with him
Where do i find one of those?
Well...I'm one of the resident musketeers here, if you'd care to sharpen my blade
Nooooo
I want a Jedi
feck ya then, I hope ya end up with jabba the hutt
You should have eaten more avocado on toast in your twenties. "
Nut ella has always stood the test of time with me, I beg your pardon |
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Smiling assasin...
.appears easy going, always smili g, butter woukdnt melt in their mouth..such a nice quiet person..'no harm in them'.Then they get naked and turn into a complete uncontrollable fuck beast! |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
"I nearly forgot the magician.
He puts a condom on to fuck, but by the time he enters a woman, it's magically disappeared.
And of course there's his brother, who puts a condom on and his cock magically disappears.
I'm going straight to hell "
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The back seat driver.
Always wants to give instructions and tell you what to do.
Normally something to do with the other person your riding with. Bf or hubby worried that your a better driver than he is.
You want to tell them to fuck off but you offered the significant other a ride, she wanted to bring him too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The jackhammer
Boasts about his digital, oral and penetrative skills
Woman moans, fingers go so fast that smoke appears, penetrates and moves like a pneumatic drill. Comes in 40 seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The photoshoppers:
Their online profile pictures somehow failed to reveal their complete lack of teeth
If your lucky/unlucky depending on your mood, and find yourself at a club, being the only couple, prepare yourself to meet the Whanking Dead, a group of men following you around. If you attempt to play by yourselves, just listen for the ` thup, thup, thup" of multiple handjobs |
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