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Describe Your Version Of "Bad Sex"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay"
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen  |
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen "
silly man!! lol Im more of a giver than a taker, love pleasing others but even i draw the line there hun.. hope you kicked him to the kerb  |
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over a year ago
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen
silly man!! lol Im more of a giver than a taker, love pleasing others but even i draw the line there hun.. hope you kicked him to the kerb "
Bounced his ass off it  |
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over a year ago
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen "
Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago
After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off 
I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen
Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago
After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off
I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "
Mmmm sounds familiar. . Good choice my lady, it's not dial a ride  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No chemistry, no eye contact, awkwardness, lack of emotion... ruins it for me. Its all about mutual pleasure. No need for embarressment. Just go with it... and as for the pee smell poster above.... yuk just yuk. Had the same with a girl when i was only a lad starting out. Kept me away from down there for a year or two... now i cant get enough lol  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
A one fits all routine approach mixed with a cheap macho attitude
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a way to rough rubbing of your clit so that you're numb before you even start
fast fingering until you gush thinking you made the woman cum
3 minutes of doggy style shagging with pulling hair before he cums |
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"Met this gorgeous sexy lady, great looks, nice fat arse, woman to die for..really but jeez!!! Her fanny stunk n I mean choking stunk!!!...lol.
She sad to take a shower though n no cullinlingus.."
happened me once. going down on a girl and talk about smell. had to make a quick excuse and exit |
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"A one fits all routine approach mixed with a cheap macho attitude
which includes
a way to rough rubbing of your clit so that you're numb before you even start
fast fingering until you gush thinking you made the woman cum
3 minutes of doggy style shagging with pulling hair before he cums"
Seen that too many times |
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i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway "
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
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I have very seldom had bad sex but then again I'm a guy and it's very easy please a man |
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
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 that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have fun |
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have fun"
the only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg "
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The corpse phenomenon, when a woman just lays there, little or no reaction.
Limp handles. Dont be afraid to grip that shaft ladies.
Being overly self conscious, spending more time covering herself up than just enjoying herself and me.
Going wayyy to fast during a blowjob, I prefer it a lil slower than the jackhammer facefucking you see in porn. |
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)"
wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex "
Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so |
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex
Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so "
never had any other thoughts on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bj were it is all teeth, like sticking it into a cheese grater. "
haha, sometimes there only short of putting nutella on it I insist they remove their dentures first.. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex
Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so never had any other thoughts on it "
Have you forgotten your previous profiles in which you argued (continuously) your point about it all?
The same ‘location’, ‘Isn’t this supposed to be NSA’ and ‘attraction’ stuff?
I see not much has changed so  |
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"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway
To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience
that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg
But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex
Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so never had any other thoughts on it
Have you forgotten your previous profiles in which you argued (continuously) your point about it all?
The same ‘location’, ‘Isn’t this supposed to be NSA’ and ‘attraction’ stuff?
I see not much has changed so "
it is NSA, location is a huge issue and there has to be physical attraction. 3 stand out obvious ones to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a thread yesterday about more people joining in on the forums and threads and some, a lot actually, pointed out that the threads usually get hijacked by one or two people who want to keep having an argument with each other and shove their opinions on others. This thread has suddenly turned into that. Fu*king petty squabbling over who had coffee only on their previous profile here and who doesn’t travel to a meet not to have sex. ffs get yourselves a room and sort your personal shit out. |
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"There was a thread yesterday about more people joining in on the forums and threads and some, a lot actually, pointed out that the threads usually get hijacked by one or two people who want to keep having an argument with each other and shove their opinions on others. This thread has suddenly turned into that. Fu*king petty squabbling over who had coffee only on their previous profile here and who doesn’t travel to a meet not to have sex. ffs get yourselves a room and sort your personal shit out. "
well said..
one of the main reasons i dont bother replying to form posts anymore..
but.. in reply to the original question..
Bad sex is when a guy is there for his pleasure only and doesn't give a care if you enjoy it or make any attempt to make you cum.. too much of this of late.. its really giving me thoughts of why am i even here anymore.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both "
you were lucky any fowl odours/smells eminating from down below ,is and can be a red flag to certain infections,std's for both males and females |
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen
Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago
After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off
I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "
lmao bloody brillant  |
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"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay
I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen
Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago
After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off
I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "
ha ha that made me spit out my tea "hope you're flexible. I can picture his face |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
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"A guy who says he plays safe, but loses his erection as soon as the condom is put on
Dont you just hate that!!
Some go floppy when they just see the condom still wrapped up. "
You'd wonder does he shrink when you're having the condom conversation before the actual meet!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A small floppy cock that won't stay standing. Or a guy who cant last five minutes and just wants to please himself . "
I just got this vision of lorraine bobbit, turning her husbands hard disk into a three and a half inch floppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Selfish sex with someone who can’t kiss and mounts you like you were a surf board. Stubbly beard that has your bits raw and breath that would knock out a dog |
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"When you don’t connect with someone at all in anyway! If a kiss isn’t good I won’t enjoy the sex! No amount of trying will get me going lol "
Best not bother then. Hence the coffee meet. If you get on, have a snog/fumble before departure and decide if another connection is worth the airfare/time.
It's the Fab way |
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"When you don’t connect with someone at all in anyway! If a kiss isn’t good I won’t enjoy the sex! No amount of trying will get me going lol
Best not bother then. Hence the coffee meet. If you get on, have a snog/fumble before departure and decide if another connection is worth the airfare/time.
It's the Fab way"
Sometimes people are too far from you to have a coffee first! And others you just get horny and they are the one who can meet you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you go down to pleasure a woman ..who has went to the trouble of putting on amazing lingerie and never washed herself..., been there not nice, no oral given.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When woman behaves like she’s God’s gift to humankind because she was born with pussy and pair of tits. Being as active in sexy as dead body and totally uninterested in passionate encouter. Also, when she expects man to work like a machine (pres button for action). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you go down to pleasure a woman ..who has went to the trouble of putting on amazing lingerie and never washed herself..., been there not nice, no oral given.. "
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