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By *oser OP Man over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

...Norris can hear sign language

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"...Norris can hear sign language

He can also speak braille

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By *oser OP Man over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is

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By *oxyvixen99Woman over a year ago

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg

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By *un4tooCouple over a year ago

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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died!

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By *oser OP Man over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris is Bruce lees Daddy!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

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Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number.... You answered the wrong phone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

death once had a near chuck norris experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

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Chuck Norris knows who put the figs in the fig roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris dose now teabag the ladies he potato sacks them

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By *oser OP Man over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......

AND WON!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There used to be a street named after chuck norris but it was changed....because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives!!

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

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While learning CPR, Chuck Norris actually brought the dummy back to life!!

(True story)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While learning CPR, Chuck Norris actually brought the dummy back to life!!

(True story)"

Its true...i was that dummy!!!

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By *ohnjoe888Man over a year ago

cork

Humpty Dumpy actually jumped off the wall trying to get away from chuck

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By *andsomeman100Man over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Chuck Norris once ordered a big mac in Supermacs in Eyre Square... and got one!

(Actually that never happened, Pat McNamara told him to fuck off )

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