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Alternative Meaning..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.
We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love mature women = I've tried ladies my own age and they weren't interested 
Are you saying I'm only getting meets because they can't fetch a young bird? "
Im sure that was just an alternative meaning and not a truthful one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.
We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation.."
chuckle good thread , |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.
We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation.. chuckle good thread ,"
I dont bite if you dont want me too = ive no sense of humour but think im hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Verification talk
This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked
What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri
I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them
He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw
The list goes on lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status update meanings
Omg im sooo drained after that great night = lets be honest i get very little sex so when i do i want everyone to know
Feeling so horny, u know who u are mr. = i want u all to think im engaging in fun with a tall dark handsome mystery man but the reality is hes the local bike but im just glad someone messaged
Cant wait for another fab weekend. Bring it on = ive no plans only staying in with my 46 cats but im fucked if im gonna tell u that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verification talk
This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked
What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri
I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them
He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw
The list goes on lol"
Pmsl |
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Has a cock to die for... I have a cock on my male profile, I mean he has a cock.
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He knows how to use it.... He read it in a book.
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Treat her with respect... She's a cantankerous hoor at the best of times  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well hung = vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a baby and then return to their original size, but of course being penetrated by that blade of grass you call a penis is going to make it loose |
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By *andaCouple
over a year ago
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"Unfortunately time was against us -'Couldn't get outta there bloody quick enough '  "
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Taking a break from fab= will be back every day to update this status.
We like to host intimate parties. = we have to because nobody will invite us to theirs
We have a purpose built play room= We have a smelly outhouse
Please put the first chapter ofcwar and leave in the subject line to show you have read our profile= we are complete mingers who will meet anyone but like to feel important
Don't pass them by= don't even get close
no single men = despite what our veris say
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unfortunately time was against us -'Couldn't get outta there bloody quick enough '
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Taking a break from fab= will be back every day to update this status.
We like to host intimate parties. = we have to because nobody will invite us to theirs
We have a purpose built play room= We have a smelly outhouse
Please put the first chapter ofcwar and leave in the subject line to show you have read our profile= we are complete mingers who will meet anyone but like to feel important
Don't pass them by= don't even get close
no single men = despite what our veris say
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"Has a cock to die for... I have a cock on my male profile, I mean he has a cock.
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He knows how to use it.... He read it in a book.
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Treat her with respect... She's a cantankerous hoor at the best of times "
Last one...pmsl  |
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"Have you any idea how many msg us women get = I love getting 200 msg and I have something to complain about later "
Or the alternative of that is.
I get so many messages I forget what I say to everyone. So don't reply to anyone at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow. |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow. "
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs "
Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off |
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By *atr247Man
over a year ago
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Any ladies fancy a coffee ? - I'm having a wank and the thought of meeting a female gets me aroused. - if any offers come through I'll put the wank on hold rush out the door without washing my hands go to the meet with a semi. Let the lady buy the coffee and end up going home to finish the wank slightly deflated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs
Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off
Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs "
Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs
Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off
Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs
Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me "
Start posting threads in the lounge so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Verification talk
This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked
What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri
I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them
He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw
The list goes on lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs
Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off
Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs
Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me
Start posting threads in the lounge so "
That worked a treat... didn't it. You trying to discredit me on here now are you...lmao |
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By *orguyMan
over a year ago
Tuam |
"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.
And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs
Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off
Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs
Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me
Start posting threads in the lounge so
That worked a treat... didn't it. You trying to discredit me on here now are you...lmao"
They're everywhere |
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