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Excuses for Calling in Sick to Work.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are some of the weird and wacky excuses used for a day off work? or maybe their are some genuine reasons for having a duvet day, like the ghosts in my house kept me up all night 
Has anyone used the dead relation..be honest  |
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By *shoreMan
over a year ago
cork |
Meeting me is a great excuse....genuine i know a few that had a close relation pass away a few time..(advantages of sub contracting)....the phone would ring...down tools sorry must go..(better job better pay somewhere else) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never used a dead relative but I've pulled the odd sicky in my time, hanging your head off the edge of the bed makes you sound a lot worse 
I can't come into work today, I'm sick.
How sick are you?
I'm in bed with my sister  |
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Never done it of course but apparently, winning Sam, hurricanes named after southern street walkers,(its a bit windy) any sporting triumph no matter how small, hangovers and not being bothered are all excuses.
When translated into Irish they all are a phone call saying
"I'm sick, think I ate something funny, probably dodgy takeaway" most common excuse for the above I heard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
kildare |
Know two guys who were on way to work together on the buildings til they heard it was Shakespeare's anniversary so they couldn't let the day pass without raising a glass to him
Same two guys were practically illiterate and vaguely knew of this Shakespeare guy |
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"Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door"
I worked with a guy who rang in and said
Wont be in as my mum is dead.
Once the foremen pulled him and said,
Thats the 3rd time you claimed your mother died in the last two years.
Your man says,
My mother died 10 year ago at this stage, I just thought id tell you. |
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"Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door"
If it had been Halloween she'd have got away with it! |
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"Vertigo  my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground... 
Because your new to me, my head goes round n round 
Hahahaha gogo Jojo  "
LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too |
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"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...
Because your new to me, my head goes round n round
Hahahaha gogo Jojo
LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too "
Geg!! Must get the actions off you next time I see ya
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"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...
Because your new to me, my head goes round n round
Hahahaha gogo Jojo
LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too
Geg!! Must get the actions off you next time I see ya
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Yeah, theyre too X-rated for Fab lol |
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