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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So here is one.. what is your favourite type of girl or guy depending on who answers?
Myself personally.. I like either curvy or chubby girl. Skinny is good but I have a preference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think if the banter/chemistry isn't there it doesnt mater how attractive the person might be it's not anywhere near meeting someone and getting on well with them personally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
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Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
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So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either  |
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
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Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
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.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either "
And your type is?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either
And your type is? "
The perfect woman, I live in hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either "
Lol ... that was funny and only mildly insulting to women folk  |
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"Looks are never as important as personality. You could be the best looking lady in the world and a complete dick. So personality it is for me "
Would this not mean that you were a TV/TS? I'm never sure of the difference, honestly. |
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either
And your type is?
The perfect woman, I live in hope "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either
Lol ... that was funny and only mildly insulting to women folk "
Only mildly, note to self...must try harder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either
Lol ... that was funny and only mildly insulting to women folk
Only mildly, note to self...must try harder "
A C for effort |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either "
 it wasn't me driving, I've been told I'm not perfect. Phew that gets me of the hook.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met, after a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was indeed perfect.
One snowy, stormy Xmas eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any of the children on Xmas eve, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys in the car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?....
.
.
.
.
.
Answer the perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling...
.
.
.
.
So if there's no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way if your a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point.
Women never listen either
it wasn't me driving, I've been told I'm not perfect. Phew that gets me of the hook.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like a guy with an almost arrogance about them, confident in their own skin mainly.
Girls.......I like nice boobs, a good ass to grab onto as we grind against each other, and those lips.............edible, delectable,delicious soft lips!!!!!!!
I guess I like masculine men and feminine girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So here is one.. what is your favourite type of girl or guy depending on who answers?
Myself personally.. I like either curvy or chubby girl. Skinny is good but I have a preference. "
I love curvy girls and great boobs, I love guys who have been a very large chunky manhood |
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