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Oop's its gone up de hoover

By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

cork

Looking for brownie points l decided to valet tikis car today and while hoovering the ciggie lighter gadget thingy got sucked up by de hoover.

So me question is

"is there such a thing as sucking to hard"

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Could be worse, my friend hoovered up her kids hamster

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

Cut the hoover bag open ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Close the door mommy I'm cleaning my rooooooom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cut the hoover bag open ..."
...that would be murder if premeditated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think my hoover got married......

She's stopped sucking

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

cork

is hamster a euphemism

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By *adame BWoman over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

" is hamster a euphemism

No and for that comment I am going to text herself and dob you in

Madame Boo

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

cork

" is hamster a euphemism

No and for that comment I am going to text herself and dob you in

Madame Boo"

Oop's

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"Looking for brownie points l decided to valet tikis car today and while hoovering the ciggie lighter gadget thingy got sucked up by de hoover.

So me question is

"is there such a thing as sucking to hard"

Tell her it's all the rage now to have a brand new car with no ciggies thingy u hav wed to order it as an extra

She'll never suck to hard but may empty u a bit faster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can your hoover suck up the person who seen my Google search history

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I got rid of mine. It was just gathering dust.

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By *iktiki OP Couple over a year ago

cork

"Cut the hoover bag open ..."

Ah come on l know how to switch it on but open it and empty the bag ffs don't be daft

Why do ya think l got married for

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