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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On a shitty night like that who wants a drink. First one free!!! I might need a few top heavy barmaids a cocktail expert and a front of house man or woman two glass washers and two door men. But we will worry about that in the morning  rack'em and stack'em shout away   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pint of Pale Ale please
This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?  your fired out ta fook your ment to be singing lol "
You put me in the corner! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A pint of Pale Ale please
This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?
I notice that too, the drinks aren't coming. The top heavy was too much for him. "
now you know I wouldn't shrek away from a Challange lol just can't get the staff these days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well multitask in the Corner lol and no Galway girl I'm trying to get the people in
What's wrong with a Galway Girl?? "
feck all but have you heard that one sing Jesus Louie Walsh has a lot to answer for putting that true lol |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!
You did not even order!  .....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!  "
Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!
You did not even order! .....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!
Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting! "
I'm sure you have much more subtle charms!  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!
You did not even order! .....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!
Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting! I'm sure you have much more subtle charms! "
Too late. Who's next? |
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By *on1980Man
over a year ago
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"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!
You did not even order! .....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!
Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting! I'm sure you have much more subtle charms!
Too late. Who's next? "
How big is the queue? |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"Pint of Guinness here please DH. Just back from Pat Shortt gig and need refreshments after laughing so much
Absolutely NO cherry schnapps!"
Ahh I had one, finished me off. I can only recommend it. |
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"Pint of Guinness here please DH. Just back from Pat Shortt gig and need refreshments after laughing so much
Absolutely NO cherry schnapps!
Ahh I had one, finished me off. I can only recommend it. "
Maybe, just maybe, I'll try one if we meet at a social. Until then, I'm sticking to what I know. Throw us on another Guinness and as there's so few still up, get a round in for the house on me |
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"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house"
Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is
Enjoy. |
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"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house
Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is
Enjoy."
Gin not him!  |
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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago
Limerick |
"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house
Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is
Enjoy."
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"Open all hours and yes big screen up and running here and there's music tonight and I've borrowed a few of hooters barmaids "
Ssshhh you, dont tell the boss i pulled a sicky.. il get sacked if he finds out im doing the double |
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