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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wats the worst opening line u have received mine was do u fancy a fuck in my van n dnt tell ur hubby lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wats the worst opening line u have received mine was do u fancy a fuck in my van n dnt tell ur hubby lmao "

Well, I enjoyed myself, even if it was a little cramped

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple over a year ago

Nearby

"I know by looking at ur pics that I'd love to fuck u"

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was all that was in the mail

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I had "im bed nekid r u wet"

I be no idea what the answer is

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

"I had "im bed nekid r u wet"

I be no idea what the answer is

Aaarrgh! I've no idea even

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That was all that was in the mail"
oh God no was more lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I know by looking at ur pics that I'd love to fuck u"

Tina

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lol hope it's in a bed lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this opening line you've received thing you talk of?

I've had a few "gorgeous cock" mails. Just waiting for that from a female/couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a bit weary of the knicker sniffer ones too

And they're not even offering to buy them - or even pay the postage - anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking drained!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Can I come over and watch you wank” from a 56 year old man

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By *andsomeman100Man over a year ago

Ah sure now...

'Do you like your balls sucked?'

Great opening line!!...but 2 texts later I realised it was the male half of the couple...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wats the worst opening line u have received mine was do u fancy a fuck in my van n dnt tell ur hubby lmao "

The worst I got so far was :

- “Hi if I pay you 250 for night is a chance to meet you”

Charming right?

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By *eductively_SweetWoman over a year ago

wexford

That was all that was in the mail"

i actually got the same one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great cock mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had "im bed nekid r u wet"

I be no idea what the answer is

Yes you fkn locked out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have had many but today is the winner with

I'm in my office do you fancy calling as I love fucking another man's wife while he watches and then joins in

He clearly hasn't read the part on my profile that states SINGLE !!

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