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Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol "
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha  |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha "
Pmsl ?? this  |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this "
And like a a doctor would dress like this |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this "
Well I spat my cornflakes out all over the place when I read his experience with the sexy doctor. Then the doorbell went and I thought to myself ‘who can that be?’. I opened the door and there was this really hot girl in stockings and suspenders and her succulent breasts squeezed into a wonder bra and I said “hey up beautiful, what are you doing here?’ And she said ‘I’ve just heard you put cornflakes all over the table and I’m here to clean it up for you!’. She’s doing a great job at the moment and she said she’ll whip the cheese from under my foreskin in a few minutes.
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this
And like a a doctor would dress like this"
Pmsl, a lady doctor in suspenders & tits hanging out...... definitely a dreamer  |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything  "
Hello doctor Sally, this is the receptionist. I have patient Chocko waiting here in reception for you. |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
Hello doctor Sally, this is the receptionist. I have patient Chocko waiting here in reception for you."
He's for the chop telling tales outside the surgery ... send him in  |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
Hello doctor Sally, this is the receptionist. I have patient Chocko waiting here in reception for you.
He's for the chop telling tales outside the surgery ... send him in "
Well wait until you check him out first coz he’s here for his yearly insurance check up. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this
Well I spat my cornflakes out all over the place when I read his experience with the sexy doctor. Then the doorbell went and I thought to myself ‘who can that be?’. I opened the door and there was this really hot girl in stockings and suspenders and her succulent breasts squeezed into a wonder bra and I said “hey up beautiful, what are you doing here?’ And she said ‘I’ve just heard you put cornflakes all over the table and I’m here to clean it up for you!’. She’s doing a great job at the moment and she said she’ll whip the cheese from under my foreskin in a few minutes.
I was chuckling away until the last line and then I had a little vomit come up in my throat
Happy fucking days! "
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
Hello doctor Sally, this is the receptionist. I have patient Chocko waiting here in reception for you.
He's for the chop telling tales outside the surgery ... send him in
Well wait until you check him out first coz he’s here for his yearly insurance check up. "
Dam it ... I must be professional. Let me pull down my skirt, put my boobs away tie up my hair ...now Mr Chocko please come in |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol "
Are you sure it wasn’t a test for hallucinations ? |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this
Well I spat my cornflakes out all over the place when I read his experience with the sexy doctor. Then the doorbell went and I thought to myself ‘who can that be?’. I opened the door and there was this really hot girl in stockings and suspenders and her succulent breasts squeezed into a wonder bra and I said “hey up beautiful, what are you doing here?’ And she said ‘I’ve just heard you put cornflakes all over the table and I’m here to clean it up for you!’. She’s doing a great job at the moment and she said she’ll whip the cheese from under my foreskin in a few minutes.
I was chuckling away until the last line and then I had a little vomit come up in my throat
Happy fucking days! "
Hello LittleWren, this is Joey, Doctor Sally’s receptionist. If you’ve a little vomit in your throat coz of the cheese, perhaps I should make an appointment for you. Does 4:15 Tuesday suit you? |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
Pmsl ?? this
Well I spat my cornflakes out all over the place when I read his experience with the sexy doctor. Then the doorbell went and I thought to myself ‘who can that be?’. I opened the door and there was this really hot girl in stockings and suspenders and her succulent breasts squeezed into a wonder bra and I said “hey up beautiful, what are you doing here?’ And she said ‘I’ve just heard you put cornflakes all over the table and I’m here to clean it up for you!’. She’s doing a great job at the moment and she said she’ll whip the cheese from under my foreskin in a few minutes.
I was chuckling away until the last line and then I had a little vomit come up in my throat
Happy fucking days!
Hello LittleWren, this is Joey, Doctor Sally’s receptionist. If you’ve a little vomit in your throat coz of the cheese, perhaps I should make an appointment for you. Does 4:15 Tuesday suit you?"
Wonderful work joey |
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By *oghunter33Woman
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha "
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means. "
True We all know the saying..
(When your doctor tells you to look to the side and cough) |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
When can I make an appointment??
If you could check with joey my receptionist "
We’re out of business Doctor Sally I’m afraid. The PC police have turned up and their not happy with the light hearted fun on a Saturday. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means. "
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please."
How much embarrassment does one guy need to be subjected to on a thread.. |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
When can I make an appointment??
If you could check with joey my receptionist
We’re out of business Doctor Sally I’m afraid. The PC police have turned up and their not happy with the light hearted fun on a Saturday."
And I'd pulled my skirt down ...jeeez |
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"My names Dr Sally and I always squeeze balls to check for everything
When can I make an appointment??
If you could check with joey my receptionist
We’re out of business Doctor Sally I’m afraid. The PC police have turned up and their not happy with the light hearted fun on a Saturday.
And I'd pulled my skirt down ...jeeez "
Carful now, someone will get offended. |
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"It's hardly lighthearted when one person gets ridiculed by many others! "
Well I’d like to apologise to Chocko and to you and to the others on the thread who have been saddened and outraged by my jesting about his experience at the doctors. |
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"It's hardly lighthearted when one person gets ridiculed by many others!
Well I’d like to apologise to Chocko and to you and to the others on the thread who have been saddened and outraged by my jesting about his experience at the doctors."
I'm neither saddened nor outraged thankyou.so I don't need no apology. |
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"It's hardly lighthearted when one person gets ridiculed by many others!
Well I’d like to apologise to Chocko and to you and to the others on the thread who have been saddened and outraged by my jesting about his experience at the doctors."
Joey if you could write that apology out for me I'm busy here #bestreceptionstever |
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By *oghunter33Woman
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please."
Maybe he exaggerated the lady doctors description and perhaps there was a third person in the room, we don't know, but I think it doesn't matter as the gist of his encounter came across and was topical. It's one thing to make one 'lighthearted' comment but another to drag it over several posts and as classybutsassy mentioned to ridicule someone.
Why don't you move over to the role play thread with your gp practice? |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please.
Maybe he exaggerated the lady doctors description and perhaps there was a third person in the room, we don't know, but I think it doesn't matter as the gist of his encounter came across and was topical. It's one thing to make one 'lighthearted' comment but another to drag it over several posts and as classybutsassy mentioned to ridicule someone.
Why don't you move over to the role play thread with your gp practice? "
Yes that’s a good idea, thank you for the advice. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please."
What? Are you saying that a doctor would not be allowed examine a patient's penis on their own? That's clearly not correct if that's what you mean. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please.
What? Are you saying that a doctor would not be allowed examine a patient's penis on their own? That's clearly not correct if that's what you mean. "
Fair play. I knew it wouldn’t be long till you arrived with your halfpenny bit. Like I said before to you, if I said it was daylight outside, you’d say is was dark. |
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"Well I went for a medical for insurance . As I walked in the guy coming out says you will luv it . Went in there was this sexy as he'll lady doctor wearing stocking suspenders and her Tits hanging out OMG did not know where to look . I had to strip naked and she came over and squeezed my balls. Checking for male cancer. I will always remember that . When I told the broker he nearly died have to get a check up with her . Lol
pmsl. And then you woke up in a pool of sweat with a hard on. Watching too much porn me thinks. Squeezing someone’s balls does not give a testicular test for cancer. I think you are mixing that up with ladies checking for lumps on their breasts. Ha ha
I don't get what's so funny
Testicular examination is indeed a way to find lumps (cancer) or other problems in the testicles. While squeeze might not the right word, it's quite clear what chocko means.
What’s so funny is the way he worded it all. A doctor, male or female would not be allowed any examination on their own on his penis and what doctor wears stockings and suspenders on view?
Seriously, give me a break please.
What? Are you saying that a doctor would not be allowed examine a patient's penis on their own? That's clearly not correct if that's what you mean.
Fair play. I knew it wouldn’t be long till you arrived with your halfpenny bit. Like I said before to you, if I said it was daylight outside, you’d say is was dark."
So that is what you're saying?
It's simply not correct, or at least it wasn't correct a few years ago.
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Once went for an ultrasound of my heart, checking for a rare heart condition, whereby there is a thicking of tissue within the heart, anyways the lady doing the ultrasound had me remove my top a lay down on the bed she then place the dam cold thing on my chest, then she had me sit up and she sat next to me, her left arm behind me and her right holding the sound thing again on my chest, I could clearly see down her top. She had no bra on and her tits looked amazing, I even joked with her that she had a lovely clevage, to which she replied "thankyou". The following night we where in her bed lol!! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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A fresh story for you guys to ridicule and rip to shreds. How would you feel if it was you! Grow up ffs!!! If my comments put me in the pc offended category so be it but I would prefer it to the ignoramus group |
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By *adame BWoman
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Was at the gynaes having a smear done. Legs in stirrups, sheet hiding gynaecologist, nurse standing behind him. He was a very droll sombre man. He popped his head up and in a droll posh accent he said "I am very pleased to report that you have a very boring cervix" I replied "yes doctor but you should see what it can do" he tutted and went back under the sheet as myself and the nurse quietly cracked up laughing
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"I was checking my ass out in the gym bathroom..had to stand on the toilet seat to see it in the mirror..fell straight through the toilet seat which broke in half and the half seat came completly off with such a big crash noise and slid into the ladies shower room..i was v fortunate i was the only one in the changing room at the time ..anyway i cut mu foot in the toilet and could barely walk at all(Had to take a week off work)...managed to act normal as i passed reception to get a taxi straight to the A&E
..i said to the nurse please dont ask but i had to tell her before i got a big needle in the ass..  "
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Whilst living in a small community where everyone knew everyone, wife noticed a wee lump on one of my testicles.
Went to see doctor, who was on same rugby team. And he had a good feel around (no 3rd party present) and sent me for an ultrasound.
Nurse who did ultrasound was good friend of my wife so she did get a 3rd party in for chaperone. Another friend of wife.
Have no idea how long it actually took but it seemed ages. Lots of everyone looking any where in room but the objects under examination. A few could you please lift yourself out of the way without mentioning exactly which bit of me was in the way.
I would also like to say it was a cold room and so was the jelly they used in the process! |
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"Whilst living in a small community where everyone knew everyone, wife noticed a wee lump on one of my testicles.
Went to see doctor, who was on same rugby team. And he had a good feel around (no 3rd party present) and sent me for an ultrasound.
Nurse who did ultrasound was good friend of my wife so she did get a 3rd party in for chaperone. Another friend of wife.
Have no idea how long it actually took but it seemed ages. Lots of everyone looking any where in room but the objects under examination. A few could you please lift yourself out of the way without mentioning exactly which bit of me was in the way.
I would also like to say it was a cold room and so was the jelly they used in the process! "
Whole town had a feelsky haha |
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I had a lump removed from my testicle when I was 18 all OK a bit embarrassing of course...but nothing compared to when the doc brought in the whole medical class to examing me....o god the morto.... |
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