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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok folk imagine waking up one morning as a member of the opposite sex ... what's the 1st thing you'd do ..

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A wank of course.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scratch my balls !

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Fart

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By *imeoutaloneMan  over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath


"Fart"

Here's the proof that woman don't fart

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By *oxyvixen99Woman  over a year ago

Newtownabbey


"Fart

Here's the proof that woman don't fart "

I said that where

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By *owdyboy 890Man  over a year ago

Tralee

Cook the brekkie

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

Hide the car keys!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Moan and nag a lot that's what women do lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play with my balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it's just a bad dream and i would go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would have to have a play with myself - preferably in front of a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's just a bad dream and i would go back to sleep "

don't blame ya

I'd think all my Christmases had come at once - fecking hate being a woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's just a bad dream and i would go back to sleep

don't blame ya

I'd think all my Christmases had come at once - fecking hate being a woman "

Why would you. You got the woman look down to a tee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make myself orgasm and see what it's like to have one that lasts for more than 5-10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

take pregnancy test

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By *oghunter33Woman  over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Hide the car keys! "

Sure you'd play with your saggy tits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finally, find the g spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's just a bad dream and i would go back to sleep

don't blame ya

I'd think all my Christmases had come at once - fecking hate being a woman

Why would you. You got the woman look down to a tee"

That's the weekend look

You should see me monday to friday

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Take some painkillers!

Foo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it's just a bad dream and i would go back to sleep

don't blame ya

I'd think all my Christmases had come at once - fecking hate being a woman

Why would you. You got the woman look down to a tee

That's the weekend look

You should see me monday to friday "

Some women look hot no matter what they wear. you're in that category i would say..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buy new shoes and never wear them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come onto fab hide all my pics and then demand a face pic with the first message. Be ignorant and think I’m above everyone else on here then bitch about the state of people on here with crap status updates.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Come onto fab hide all my pics and then demand a face pic with the first message. Be ignorant and think I’m above everyone else on here then bitch about the state of people on here with crap status updates.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personally I'd have a scratch

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol "

Evie and there was me holding back on sending them to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Evie and there was me holding back on sending them to you "

.. sure you'd be sending pussy and boob pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Evie and there was me holding back on sending them to you .. sure you'd be sending pussy and boob pics lol "

My wee hairy box

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Hide the car keys!

Sure you'd play with your saggy tits. "

Sure I can do that now without ever having a gender swap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Evie and there was me holding back on sending them to you .. sure you'd be sending pussy and boob pics lol

My wee hairy box "

... out with the hedge trimmer plz ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop body shaming me ffs

You blokes are all the same

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol "

Make sure you get plenty of angles and don’t forget the sky controls. About 20 pics should do the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Make sure you get plenty of angles and don’t forget the sky controls. About 20 pics should do the job "

ohhh forgot the deoderant can pic as well

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman  over a year ago

South Dublin


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Make sure you get plenty of angles and don’t forget the sky controls. About 20 pics should do the job ohhh forgot the deoderant can pic as well "

Or on the jacks oh the white socks too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afraid id have to take as many dick pics as possible and send them to all the poor unsuspecting new females ... sure they'd love them lol

Make sure you get plenty of angles and don’t forget the sky controls. About 20 pics should do the job ohhh forgot the deoderant can pic as well

Or on the jacks oh the white socks too "

Don’t forget the hovering over the unflushed toilet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now this is a harder question then it looks for most of us TV's..

As I already own the clothes and shoes make up etc.

So nothing new about that.

So unless I have good eye sight as a real female and notice my boobs are real.

I probably not notice till I need a pee.

So answer is Pee

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