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Girlfriend makes me smell her farts.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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at night when we are in bed my gal tells me to well it's in the headline. She doesn't stop telling be to and forces me. I didn't think it would bother me so now it does. I really like her. I don't want to break up with her because of this. I don't know what to say. I'm a nice guy I don't want to upset her but it is getting not cool now. |
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"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!"
Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!
Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her "
Hi five !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !
Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv got a some advice for you as follows..
1 have 50 euro
2 grab a paper
3 go too your local pub
4 drink as much guinness as you can
5 come home talking shite as you do when d*unk. Informing her now about the problem.
6 wait for theat beer too work its way down then let them rip.
7 inform her an tell her thats what im dealing with..
That doesnt work you could always use the really really bad opition
Go too your local joke shop get ya self a bag of stink bombs an well il leave it too you on where too put them... |
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"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!
Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her
Hi five !!! "
Great minds think alike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say so, he posted another thread a while ago about farting
I think he had a fart fetish defo a fart fetish or I think he's having a laught  "
I bet he gets a hardon when someone drops a stinker in a lift |
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By *ony109Man
over a year ago
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if you love your women, you're meant to inhale deeply and savour the aromas her lovely arse delivers.. I love female arse, and Im a perv, so for me, if she lets out a stinking fart, that means her arse is ready for attention and she wants you to get down there and tongue her arse, ready for insertion of your member.. I suggest you try reacting that way, you'll have fun that way... |
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"Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !
Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !!"
...Everyone farts yes even me !! .Yes we do know...been in same room with you littlewren many times when you let rip....You even made my eyes water on cpl time lol |
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"Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !
Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !!...Everyone farts yes even me !! .Yes we do know...been in same room with you littlewren many times when you let rip....You even made my eyes water on cpl time lol"
Piss off you two !!
It was a way of telling you its time to go home !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"at night when we are in bed my gal tells me to well it's in the headline. She doesn't stop telling be to and forces me. I didn't think it would bother me so now it does. I really like her. I don't want to break up with her because of this. I don't know what to say. I'm a nice guy I don't want to upset her but it is getting not cool now."
well we know the boss in that house lol
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