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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Start at 50 and add or subtract points, that applies to you.
Add 10 if you are a virgin.
Subtract 5 if you have had or performed anal sex.
Subtract 5 if you have had sex with more than 25 people.
Add 5 if you have never had sex with the same gender.
Subtract 3 if you have had sex in public.
Add 5 if you have had sex with 10 or less people.
Subtract 5 if you have attended a social/club through fab.
Add 5 if you have not had sex in 1 month.
Subtract 5 if you have had a foursome or moresome.
Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
Add 5 if you have no avatar picture.
Subtract 5 if you have been involved in watersports.
Above 75 you kinda suck in the bedroom.
Above 50 not great in the bedroom.
Below 50 You are Fun in the bedroom.
Below 25 KINKY !!!!
Be Honest Guys.........
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say 
I can conclude you're not a virgin! 
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.  "
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile  I bet u have had more than 25  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have just been informed that peeps with a score of 25 and under, will be eligible to put these results on their profile, and they will be validated by admin  |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25 "
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised?  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised? "
Well I deducted 5 for it although I was John |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised?
Well I deducted 5 for it although I was John "
Was it four or more I know u can be greedy |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised?
Well I deducted 5 for it although I was John
Was it four or more I know u can be greedy "
There's still some stuff I haven't done...
Pity op forgot to include strap on action |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised?
Well I deducted 5 for it although I was John
Was it four or more I know u can be greedy
There's still some stuff I haven't done...
Pity op forgot to include strap on action "
I'd be adding five for strapon and if I completed the complete list I'd still have a score of 5
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"22 just a tad kinky I'd say
I can conclude you're not a virgin!
U can and I can take u had it up the ass
More than once, I bet you're in your fifties.
That's a sure thing it says so on my profile I bet u have had more than 25
Fab made it happen. Now the big question is have you been baptised?
Well I deducted 5 for it although I was John
Was it four or more I know u can be greedy
There's still some stuff I haven't done...
Pity op forgot to include strap on action
I'd be adding five for strapon and if I completed the complete list I'd still have a score of 5
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Should you change your mind Nymphy and I would be there for you.  |
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"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. "
fuck water sports and all that shite. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite. "
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean |
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"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite.
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean "
there's about 2 or 3 things I'd be interested in on that. |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite.
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean there's about 2 or 3 things I'd be interested in on that. "
And that would bring the score down to?  |
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"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite.
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean there's about 2 or 3 things I'd be interested in on that.
And that would bring the score down to? "
about 85 |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite.
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean there's about 2 or 3 things I'd be interested in on that.
And that would bring the score down to? about 85 "
You're a virgin! |
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"I must get rid of this busy lifestyle and get shagging more
Don't be too hard on yourself, you're young, you've plenty of time to get to the kinky category. fuck water sports and all that shite.
Relax young man, there's plenty of other things to choose from. And btw it's just some filthy fun...........
.... The thread I mean there's about 2 or 3 things I'd be interested in on that.
And that would bring the score down to? about 85
You're a virgin! "
yep unfortunately |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"12
Or is my maths just shit
Yep, my math is shit too
I declare we've two lovely sexy kinky filthy winners! "
I'll happily let nymphy step up to the plate on this occasion im actually not beaming with pride, for some reason..shit thread |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance? "
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience. |
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"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience. "
But, but, but... So many sheep!  |
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"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience.
But, but, but... So many sheep! "
...and Roscommon sheep at that! They're a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the pun. Sheep farmers rear sheep but Roscommon sheep farmers become emotionally involved. |
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"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience.
Hahaha with welly's like
But, but, but... So many sheep!
...and Roscommon sheep at that! They're a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the pun. Sheep farmers rear sheep but Roscommon sheep farmers become emotionally involved. "
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience.
But, but, but... So many sheep!
...and Roscommon sheep at that! They're a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the pun. Sheep farmers rear sheep but Roscommon sheep farmers become emotionally involved. "
The farmers are all over the dating site plenty of fields pretending that they want a relationship! The lying baaaaahstads
Madame Boo |
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"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience.
But, but, but... So many sheep!
...and Roscommon sheep at that! They're a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the pun. Sheep farmers rear sheep but Roscommon sheep farmers become emotionally involved.
The farmers are all over the dating site plenty of fields pretending that they want a relationship! The lying baaaaahstads
Madame Boo"
Ewe shouldn't be laughing at them!
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"So wait, what you're saying is if I'm gay/bi I'll automatically be more fun in bed to the value of 5 points? Did a gay/bi man invent this scoring system by any chance?
It's ok McCarthy, I'll let you subtract 5 points for your sheep experience.
But, but, but... So many sheep!
...and Roscommon sheep at that! They're a whole different ballgame, if you'll pardon the pun. Sheep farmers rear sheep but Roscommon sheep farmers become emotionally involved.
The farmers are all over the dating site plenty of fields pretending that they want a relationship! The lying baaaaahstads
Madame Boo
Ewe shouldn't be laughing at them!
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Scammers and Lambers trying to fleece people should be given the chop |
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