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Describe Your Genitalia in One Sentence.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kodak
Did ya mean kojak haha"
Too funny.. I swear that's what I was trying to say... my phone obviously doesn't remember it. 
Thank you.. still laughing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kodak
Did ya mean kojak haha
Too funny.. I swear that's what I was trying to say... my phone obviously doesn't remember it.
Thank you.. still laughing "
Who loves ya baby! haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“ I think my cock is exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, they should.
If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“ I think my cock is exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, they should.
If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”
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Or in a word "Nice" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“ I think my cock is exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, they should.
If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”
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I imagine it can do some pissing too haha.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fixer upper...needs work to reach it's full potential, ideal for hands on enthusiast's.
And I call Foo "Girth Vadar"
Madame Boo"
May the force be with you.. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"Fixer upper...needs work to reach it's full potential, ideal for hands on enthusiast's.
And I call Foo "Girth Vadar"
Madame Boo
May the force be with you.. "
He has taken me
...to the dark side, repeatedly |
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"“ I think my cock is exquisite.
I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.
The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.
They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?
They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.
My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.
It does not break. It does not weaken.
My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.
If my cock could win a medal, it would.
If they could name a school after it, they should.
If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.
My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.
Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.
Poems, plays.
Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.
My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…
Sugar and spice and all things…”
"
Your going to have to stick it up now .....PLEASE !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Spear of Destiny
If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...
All about watersports tonight, do you need a shower?  "
Maybe if ya spent more time watering your calla lily, ya wouldn't be worrying about my sprinkler |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"The Spear of Destiny
If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...
All about watersports tonight, do you need a shower?
Maybe if ya spent more time watering your calla lily, ya wouldn't be worrying about my sprinkler "
My calla lily is a very sensitive one and needs a very specific diet. |
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