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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey could I smell your ass hole??"

Over to ye.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll cover you in cum...

I assume they mean to say Nutella or maple syrup...

Men don't really think that floats every woman's boat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that dog yours it's the spit of ya

(Not my words ) lol

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I'd like a go on you...

Got that one today .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sure you're on a riding site, giz a ride."

Sent that one today .

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"I'd like a go on you...

Got that one today .

Are u a merry-go-round

Or maybe a swing

Feck I hate this guessing game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, a fun thread..are you sure

If there was a market for bad ideas, id want drilling rights to your head

Whats the difference between two cocks and a joke, you cant take a joke

Whoever is willing to fuck you, is just too lazy to jerk off.. you did ask

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By *ichael McCarthyMan over a year ago

Lucan

I recognise most of those as my own! My mother would be so proud of me finding fame at last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Darling, when god put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

I know its more than one line, am I doing it wrong

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"I'd like a go on you...

Got that one today .

Are u a merry-go-round

Or maybe a swing

Feck I hate this guessing game

Well it's a swinging site!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cheesey chat up line is dead

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By *unnitoesWoman over a year ago

Belfast

Can I fuck your armpit?

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By *un4tooCouple over a year ago

north cork

Do you like dragons?

Ya, i guess!

Good, because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face

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By *ollymouse3Woman over a year ago

sligo

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Hi how are u lovely pic love to put ur pussy on fire mmm and make u cum loads

It's not a one liner but one sentence and my week's highlight.

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By *xplicitMan over a year ago

donegal

Hey sexy..fancy reading the paper with me tomorrow..hear there's a juicy bit in it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh, a fun thread..are you sure

If there was a market for bad ideas, id want drilling rights to your head

Whats the difference between two cocks and a joke, you cant take a joke

Whoever is willing to fuck you, is just too lazy to jerk off.. you did ask

Pmsl bit harsh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you like dragons?

Ya, i guess!

Good, because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face

I giggled. .guess I'm easily amused

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By *iss SadisticWoman over a year ago

Nowhere

Them-"are you in the park playing gaa"

Me-"Nope"

Them- "Pity I was gonna tell you that show me your dribbling skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bend over baby ",works for me

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