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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

2 peanuts walk into a bar.. 1 was a salted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a man sitting on your doorstep?

Matt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's a Spanish sheep with no legs? Gracias. I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The worse the better.

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By *ereandthere69Man  over a year ago

somewhere east

2 parrots sitting on a PERCH,1 goes can you smell fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

2 blind men walk past a fish mongers....1 says..morning ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why did the tomato go red?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How do you confuse a homosexual?

Answer:lemons

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By *e CountMan  over a year ago

Kilkenny

What do call a fly without wings?

A walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What the fish say when he swam into the wall??

Oh Dam

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do women have orgasms

So they can moan in bed as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why are men like floor tiles

If you like them properly first then you can walk all over them8

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By *andsomeman100Man  over a year ago

Ah sure now...

A man with a shovel in his head? ..Doug.

A man with a lump of bacon on his head?...hamhead.

A man with two lumps of nacon on his head?...mohammed.

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