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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I left my driving Licence In my jeans pocket put it in the washing machine then the tumble dryer now it's in little pink Pieces 
Anyone Else having a blonde day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it  "
I used to love texting a friend asking him to ring my phone as I couldn't find it. Every single time he rang as well, good friend, thick as poundies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just noticed I put myself on my hotlist
Sure you're on most other people's anyway 
Lol, I doubt that, and if on some probably more in the sense 'stay clear of'"
Just take the damn compliment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
 that's pretty good, I'd be able for that too.  "
You do panic for a second when you think shit where is my phone .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here! 
i do this alot "
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp  "
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches "
i smrik while having a cheeky perv every single time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
i smrik while having a cheeky perv every single time "
Some are quite impressive |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
i smrik while having a cheeky perv every single time
Some are quite impressive "
hmmm yes i do notice too |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches "
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening. "
Brb changing nationalities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening. "
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go "
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too! |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
on the hill NordWest of |
"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!"
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride "
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs "
would think its an automatic reaction to look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride "
*bursting with pride on a main street*
"Form an orderly que for crotch sampling ladies!!"
And that ladies and gentlemen was how I'm doing 10 years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look "
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando "
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly! |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly! "
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls "
Commando with buttons always |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always"
im on the way for a perv so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always
im on the way for a perv so "
Me too |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always
im on the way for a perv so
Me too "
ill pick u up on the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always
im on the way for a perv so
Me too
ill pick u up on the way "
We can go crotch watching and see what we can see or what pops out |
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always
im on the way for a perv so
Me too
ill pick u up on the way
We can go crotch watching and see what we can see or what pops out "
and offer to put whatever pops out back in a new hobbie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Realised I was readjusting my crotch for a full 10 seconds while talking to my boss I went as red as I could go.
I realised after the encounter
Derp
Alot of men do this and don't realise they are doing it .I must stop looking at mens crotches
In Italy it's a very common habit, part of promenading in the streets in the evening.
Looking at mens crotches ?
If so I need to go
*points at crotch desperately*
Don't leave we have them here too!
* whispers* don't do it desperately, do it with pride
Wonder if all women look at mens crotches .It's just like men looking at boobs
would think its an automatic reaction to look
I always notice button flies not buttoned up properly or zips down .just a shame they weren't commando
I'm guilty of never buttoning up properly!
commando would be better thou id be tempted to steal a feel
better to leave a few open for the pervy girls
Commando with buttons always
im on the way for a perv so
Me too
ill pick u up on the way
We can go crotch watching and see what we can see or what pops out
and offer to put whatever pops out back in a new hobbie "
Ok all up to Mullingar so!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why do you call it a blond day ?do you think blond people are stupid ?"
No I don't think blonde people are stupid my kids have blonde hair and sorry if I Offended you having a blonde moment is just a saying |
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"why do you call it a blond day ?do you think blond people are stupid ?
No I don't think blonde people are stupid my kids have blonde hair and sorry if I Offended you having a blonde moment is just a saying "
It's always been called a blonde moment or senior moment .Both are sayings people say often as a joke to themselves .Well my mates do and at work if someone does something funny |
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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"why do you call it a blond day ?do you think blond people are stupid ?
No I don't think blonde people are stupid my kids have blonde hair and sorry if I Offended you having a blonde moment is just a saying
It's always been called a blonde moment or senior moment .Both are sayings people say often as a joke to themselves .Well my mates do and at work if someone does something funny "
It's a stereotype, that's all. Just read up on Wikipedia. Catherine-Rosalie Gerard Duthé (1748–1830) a French courtesan was "the first officially recorded dumb blonde." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why do you call it a blond day ?do you think blond people are stupid ?
No I don't think blonde people are stupid my kids have blonde hair and sorry if I Offended you having a blonde moment is just a saying
It's always been called a blonde moment or senior moment .Both are sayings people say often as a joke to themselves .Well my mates do and at work if someone does something funny
It's a stereotype, that's all. Just read up on Wikipedia. Catherine-Rosalie Gerard Duthé (1748–1830) a French courtesan was "the first officially recorded dumb blonde." "
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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago
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Just had a quite strong one. I was wondering in the Tesco car park why my car isn't unlocking when I press the button on the key. Pressed several times, rattled the car door candle and eventually noticed it's not my car I'm trying to open I've to say I made myself laugh! |
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here!
i do this alot
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment "
Spent ages one night looking for my phone in the car . . . Using the flashlight app on the shaggin thing . .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here!
i do this alot
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment
Spent ages one night looking for my phone in the car . . . Using the flashlight app on the shaggin thing . . "
Could of been worse could of been your underpants |
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I went into a house with a message and came back out and tried to get into my car and then I seen it . It was the same car as mine same colour same year as mine fuck I said where would you get it . I was looking for the cameras .lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a quite strong one. I was wondering in the Tesco car park why my car isn't unlocking when I press the button on the key. Pressed several times, rattled the car door candle and eventually noticed it's not my car I'm trying to open I've to say I made myself laugh! "
tesco again. as i was parking up, saw a couple arrive out and open their car. only, once they got in, they realised it wasn't theirs... their keys managed to open another car.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here!
i do this alot
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment
Spent ages one night looking for my phone in the car . . . Using the flashlight app on the shaggin thing . .
Could of been worse could of been your underpants "
Holy shit. yum yum. U are stunning. Pity I can't pm u. |
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here!
i do this alot
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment
Spent ages one night looking for my phone in the car . . . Using the flashlight app on the shaggin thing . .
Could of been worse could of been your underpants "
Or me sock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was looking for my mobile phone and was talking on it
Nice to see you down here!
i do this alot
It's funny but if we do this when we are older we would call it a senior moment
Spent ages one night looking for my phone in the car . . . Using the flashlight app on the shaggin thing . .
Could of been worse could of been your underpants
Or me sock! "
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