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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all
Its my first post i wanted to share a funny adventure i had in my last trip to spain..i went to a night club and i was dancing alone, then This beautiful latino girl come to dance with me i was like  then we were dancing salsa and i started feeling her lips in my neck...started talking to her..she doesn’t speak any english. None ! Then she started grabing me out of the club and speaking Spanish. I asked the bouncer what she says he replied “My friend she wants to fuck you ‘“ then went back to my hotel and we used Google translor to ask each other for different positions or to check if we like it lol
It was funniest fuck ever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure this is funny but basically me and friend went to meet these two girls and I hadn't planned on drinking too much but anyway by end the night I felt proper hammered me and my mate got our ends away on way home I was telling me mate I felt like proper pissed and only had four bottles and he told me every time I was going to toilet the girl I was with was pouring vodka into my beer bottle was funny cause I didn't even notice the vodka in it lol |
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In the middle of a threesome and I Anglo, was playing with Pinks while shagging our third from behind.
All of a sudden the bed split in two and my right foot went straight down smashing my big toe off the floor.
I howled in pain but never missed a stroke and kept going. My big black toe kept the girls in fits of giggles for the rest of the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well op that was not very nice of that girl making you pissed d*unk so you could not play ."
He didn't say he was too d*unk to play. Quite opposite really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well op that was not very nice of that girl making you pissed d*unk so you could not play ."
I thought i wrote it in English haha i never said she got me d*unk and i couldn’t play lol you spreading rumours about me? Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well op that was not very nice of that girl making you pissed d*unk so you could not play ."
You really are a big bore and a moan. Every single thread you have something negative to say |
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Myself and my ex got shitfaced d*unk one night. We were play fighting in the back of the taxi. When we got to the estate we hopped out and kept pushing each other playfully. I went right back into a bush and flattened the whole thing he came over to help me up (after laughing his ass off) and I pulled him down too. We ended up having sex there in the flattened bush all the while still laughing |
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